snapple roan

a hair’s breadth away from a nip slip at all times

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

are you sure you wish to unsubscribe?
⚪️ keep sending me life-affirming, money saving deals!
🔘 i fucking hate discounts, i am a moron, unsubscribe me so i can sabotage my own happiness.

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

kangaroos are like teletubbies for rats

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

french eyes realize french fries

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

alike* goddamnit

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

do you think these people look like or do you think me a fool?

[campbell g @rodeoman]

having a pearl cast before you must feel so good as a swine

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that ICE are a bunch of goose-stepping cowardly little bitches.

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

my little baby’s all grown up and serving cvnt

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Stellan Skarsgård for W Magazine’s Best Performances Issue. 📷

🔗 https://t.co/4if0UZEWqI

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah your back hurts because this is what your posture is like

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

@fishfourteen yay! you’re doing amazing, sweetie

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

i will watch it 500 times in theaters and also throw up and cry the whole time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kristen Stewart tells ET that she would be down to direct a ‘Twilight’ remake.

(https://t.co/HvwoYCRCYk)

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Today I definitely gave it my some

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

laughing at this playlist that i never added any more songs to

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

this better be real, oh my GOD, please be real

[adani @adecrumbl]

Simone Ashley and Manny Jacinto are reportedly in talks to star in Netflix’s adaptation of ‘Book Lovers’.

The film will be based on Emily Henry’s New York Times best-seller.

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

your top track? you replayed “everything you said today” 3678 times this year!

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

wish i had spotify wrapped for my brain. this year, your top song? hilary duff’s “la la la la la la la la lA La la la / la la la la la la LA La / la la la la la la la la llAAA— LAA la la laaa / hahaaAh ooHOOhoohooh / iihhnyAaHYAAyaAAYAAAH /ooOOooOOHOOOOooOooo / HAAEEeYEAHEEEYEAH”

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

No amount of money will ever be enough for me. Five dollars, ten dollars, ten dollars and fifty cents — I will always want more

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

for reference, the diva himself

[snapple roan @jennethparcell]

billy bob thornton when he decided to wear a fedora over a beanie (?) at the CMA awards

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes