jenni carroll

Well-known pickle enthusiast. Probably reading instead of doing something important. Dreams about differential equations. Would like to be your friend. she/her

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“For an adult, you’re pretty short on answers.” Child, you have no idea just how answerless adulthood is.

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What do you think, is Tater Tot ready for a pool day? #tatertotthehedgie #hedgie #quillowhedgies https://t.co/sWKX8gHmKT

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Peppers are still staying super tiny, but no shortage of grape tomatoes! #containergardening #summerproduce https://t.co/vxIN2bvX03

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#day11 Colorwork DONE! https://t.co/wWry8O8xey

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Mf1jBGIcOa

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HE DID IT! I am so incredibly proud!!!!! #vandegrift #vhs #graduate #graduation #vxc #proudmom #lovethiskid https://t.co/ab1Po9ekoc

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Luna is non-pluses by the giant outdoor edition of #throwthrowburrito. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xRX8In8Tuo

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Listening to old episodes of @dearhankandjohn, and would like to point out to @johngreen that so far he has survived the plague that topped his list of apocalyptic scenarios as of 2015.

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Y’all. Y’ALL. How is this happening??!? https://t.co/8wMP6dzoBl

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Can’t stop, won’t stop. #succulents #babyplanties https://t.co/c1tMeS8tMh

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@EavesHistorians This. Is. Amazing. 😂 How did they not see that coming, though? 🤣

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This is why my kids *love* having me as a mom. 😂 https://t.co/dd04VIVAIY

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When you unintentionally color coordinate your pjs. https://t.co/ACpn3XXmdn

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And now for my favorite guessing game. Do I feel like shit because:
• pms
• sleep deprivation
• new meds
• dehydration
• ongoing trauma
• all of the above

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@etherbrian I’m so sorry. Hugs for you and family.

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As if I didn’t already love Shannon Hale as mush as possible. This is exactly the type of author I want my kid reading!

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Is there a better way to start your day? #lunadog #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #snuggles #austinbrowndog

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@eldridgestudio YAAAAAASSSSSS.

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@eldridgestudio @TheMuppets Um. Beaker is my FAVORITE.

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@RPE_AP I love it!!!

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Anyone else feeling too emotionally fragile to watch most movies right now? Like, The Muppets is more than I can handle. And oh my good golly I can’t even go near *anything* Pixar.