Jenny Lewis

[Jenny Lewis @jennnylewis]

The best thing I ever did was stop fighting for someone who was okay with losing me

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

what if I told you that “learning to live with covid” means “accepting that some degree of covid precautions are just part of life now” and not “fuck it, covid is inevitable, let’s go back to freely coughing on strangers”

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i’m a simple girl i love the color pink and i wake up everyday afraid of death

[WooDaddy @aj_father_woo]

I’m the friend you can cancel on.. I wasn’t going anyway…

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[helena riley @freshhel]

I think my cat could drive a car if he was in the right mindset

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

when a guy is too hot it’s like yeah he probably sucks at sex

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

the girl boss shit is cute or whatever but I vry much admire the women who are simply taken care of by their men and don’t have to lift a finger. they the real winners in this life

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Movies and books where jealousy equates to caring about your partner are so wrong and stupid 😭 men will sob over you posting a selfie with cleavage but not value you as a person at all pls stop it

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Too many people are dating

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

just saw sοmeοne my age being extremeIy talented, day is ruined

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

You ever think about the men who said they liked you before and suddenly realised they actually really hated you

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Ft me when u miss me I like that