Jenny

forever cool and just wow

[Jenny @jennycig]

If you drink Mountain Dew don’t fuckin talk to me

[Jenny @jennycig]

helped a friend with this one tonight #payingitforward

[Jenny @jennycig]

consulting with a friend about how to respond to a boy you like and landing on this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Ella @ellaspeer56]

Found my dads new friends Instagram and had to text my little sister about it

[Jenny @jennycig]

my friend and i have started calling really annoying people precum babies

[Jenny @jennycig]

@hell_line0 @sydmars so now insurance is covering for both a cardiologist and pulmonologist for no god damn reason. like kinda fucking themselves actually?

[Jenny @jennycig]

@hell_line0 @sydmars my dads cardiologist was like you NEED a cpap machine + the insurance company was like hmmmmm no you need to go to a pulmonologist to prescribe it to you or we won’t cover it. so now he goes to the pulmonologist once a year + they’re like hey bro sup alright see you next year

[Jenny @jennycig]

it’s so funny when your cat starts licking you like oh you’re desperate huh

[Jenny @jennycig]

this will literally definitely happen to me one day and i’m being serious

[midnight bartender 🍸 @Chidaluuu_]

My mom is 70 and her ex just called to ask if they can get back together.
It never ends, I fear. 😭😭

[Jenny @jennycig]

@c0ck_l3snar can only assume this was inspired by the nyt crossword

[Jenny @jennycig]

@222rubie i don’t even want the worm

[Jenny @jennycig]

@PhilipDBunn one time i tried to order a mexi melt and they said they didn’t have it anymore but i could order a cheese roll up, add ground beef, add pico so i said “yeah i’ll do that” and the employee responded “i need you to say it”

[Jenny @jennycig]

i see many people on here talk about their upstairs neighbor but i really just refuse to believe anybody’s struggle with their upstairs neighbor is as severe as mine

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

she’s my upstairs neighbor i’m pretty sure

[Jenny @jennycig]

“troye sivan would love abilene” @aIexsoto1

[Jenny @jennycig]

@LuvXmaiko Edith Lynette

[Jenny @jennycig]

a gas station that doesn’t sell yerba mate is like a church without any bibles in it

[Jenny @jennycig]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 why am i about to make this my lock screen

[Jenny @jennycig]

@alilcreacher hydrogen peroxide on the blood stain before washing, gets it out every time

[Jenny @jennycig]

@mp4obj @dotChrollo @notcapnamerica i’m on your side punk ❤️ i have a whole cabinet dedicated to my appliances. except i do leave my toaster out bc it’s actually cute

[Jenny @jennycig]

@stephhannes girl i agree so hard. i still often ask people if they wanna run errands with me and when they say no it like seriously hurts my feelings

[Jenny @jennycig]

@bbcayce smfh

[Jenny @jennycig]

@stephhannes i keep my daily meds in a mini m&m’s tube so it feels like i’m having my daily mini m&m