Jennifer

what.

[Jennifer @jennymroses]

@SlumanBee @mmahardy @samthewerewolf @kellyjslu Love it!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Oh boy, even 1998 looks like the olden days now.

[Wriggy @Wriggy]

Vernon Kay dancing to S Club 7 - "Reach" with a blanket round him is a vibe

#ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

[Karamo @Karamo]

A ‘Dad Bod’ what the f*ck! Gurl bye.

[Waterstones Swansea @swanseastones]

Doors closed 3.5 hours ago.

That's it. That's the tweet.

Succinct. No extraneous stuff. Just the facts. Fact, really. Doors closing. No, facts. You've got doors closing AND a time-frame.

That's, as we were saying, it. That's the tweet. Was. That was the tweet. Bye.

[Stuart Rouse @StuartRouse]

I met Jimmy Carr at the Edinburgh Festival in 2001. He was chatting to Dara O’Briain at a picnic table. Just the two of them, introduced myself said I was a big fan. Jimmy Carr said “would you like tickets to my show?” I said “yes” & then he said “well you can’t, it’s sold out”

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Worldwide there are seven ‘keys’ to the internet which must all be present at a secret location in the USA should they ever need to restart it. One of them is in Somerset.

[Travel Somerset @TravelSomerset]

Please #DontTravelSomerset this weekend.
#StayHomeSaveLives
Thank you 🙏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Oh dear, two people walking towards me on the pavement, surely they’ll go single file and we can all... Nope, off into the busy road I go!”

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Hello people of British Columbia. Many doctors and health care professionals I know feel that this is information people can use. Please follow this if you can.

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

My real life biological mother just texted me to say she saw me on the news

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Please join me for an important update on #coronavirus #StayHomeSaveLives

[Jennifer @jennymroses]

@kellyjanecreate These are beautiful🤗

[Waterstones Swansea @swanseastones]

Who fancies a tote bag full of books (and some NotBooks™)?

No? Ignore this tweet, then.

If you do, though, it could be yours.

RETWEET and FOLLOW US, and one of you (chosen at random) will win it!

We can post within the UK. Closes midday Sunday.

Good luck!

[(◡‿◡✿) 🇵🇸 @fatumakhaireh]

Do you remember when Bridget Jones was considered a loser for having a full-time job in PR and having our own flat in zone one London and being single at 32 😂

[Jennifer @jennymroses]

Finally, I've found myself a realistic profile picture.

[Dan @DanReece_]

I don't know if I should cook this potato or take it to the hospital

[Peter Andre @MrPeterAndre]

I actually have to agree with you on this. 😂 why can’t I stop? #thisgrandadneedstositdown

[Jennifer @jennymroses]

@AliceGD89 I also do this!