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Hi. Thanks, you? Wait... Dammit I practiced this all day. *retreats back into cave*

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

I just grabbed my free copy of HitFilm 2 Express - powerful VFX software worth $149 http://t.co/npYoT7Xwaf

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

Curse you, radicals and negatives. Literal or figurative?

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

Guys I slept at 9 yesterday. At the cost of not doing my homework. But yeah. 9.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

My toe hurts. Just cause I know you all care.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

I've been sitting at target since 3. Note to self: BRING. YOUR. KEYS. http://t.co/9kKfDH63

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

My life is that one gif with spongebob sitting alone glumly in a store with a mug.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

"All alone" by Fun comes on while I sit alone at target. Ipod:100, Jenny:0. Skip song to Chelsea dagger.100:10

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

Have you seen that gif with the stickman shitting and then exploding in blood? This must be explained.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

please tell me we weren't supposed to work on that project this weekend.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

But I'm tiirreeeeedddd.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

"Just a little trim please" cuts whole damn chunk out.

[kori 🇰🇪 @mutiga_kori]

Don't try to work God into your schedule, work your schedule around God.

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

Aw, look what I found!! hiitsandre http://t.co/hsrSOzdf

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

Dubstep sounds terrible sometimes but it means the world at others..

[Scissorlock @jennysright]

The best part of watching a movie before the book is to be able to picture everything.

[тαυяυѕтяαιтѕ™ @TaurusTraits]

#Taurus' are materialistic - but we work hard to buy our own things. #NO gold-diggers here!

[тαυяυѕтяαιтѕ™ @TaurusTraits]

once a #TAURUS lets you go- stay away- dont use other people and situations to make yourself relevant in our lives - we see right though it.

[тαυяυѕтяαιтѕ™ @TaurusTraits]

People think #Taurus' are anti social HA you fucking wrong truth is we just don't wanna talk to YO ASS!

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Twitter fame is really paying off. Lady at Kohl's asked for my autograph. So cute the way she pretended she needed it for the credit slip.

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Twitter: 1. Gain followers. 2. Get obsessed with a twitter crush 3. Argue 4. Block. 5. Try real life 6. Run back to Twitter. Repeat cycle.