jenny tornado

no, I'm not slim shady.

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

"Gay, straight, black or white. I don't give a shit how you paint the house. I want to know the foundation of that motherfucker." -Steve 💚

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

Thanks True Crime & Cocktails for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 3,201 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/kiI6v7zOTo

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Help the animals at times of war! #crowdfunding @fundrazr Support and Retweet https://t.co/ie31KJAnFU

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Thank you @radiohead for spending 1,531 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/1MKcq8b6fE

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @myfavmurder: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2Mw4CqBenD

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

Hey there, @WinStarWorld! It seems the birthday parties have stopped but I'll be there Sunday for my birthday ON my birthday so I thought I'd see if anything fun was shaking? 💚

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

@TMobile @reeses Salty sweet!! Best combo ever.

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Socrates moves quick. Do you? Find him hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see #AddamsFamily2 in theaters & on demand October 1!  @meettheaddams @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek  https://t.co/oS9BvmQoZt via @useek_official

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

@DaveVescio A truth that hurts, hands down. I never ever ever EVER want to be lied to.

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

I guess I need to tweet more...I don't think my tweets are showing up for any of my followers anymore when I so rarely do tweet. I will try to do better.

[RANCID @Rancid]

Boston to Berkeley Tour II with @DropkickMurphys & @bronxovision starts this Tuesday. Grab your tickets now. LET'S GO!

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[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

I just entered to win a pair of tickets to @DropkickMurphys and @Rancid's Boston to Berkeley II Tour! https://t.co/GbUQkM8vY5

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

- but you look like someone who would. Completely thrown off, I say like someone who would have suicidal thoughts?? He says yes...and I say uh thank you? He's 10. And now I'm completely trapped in my head. I have no idea what to say or think or ask... but I think I'm sad?

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

-a book by its cover and not to believe everything you hear. The son's bestie immediately asks me if I've ever had suicidal thoughts and I answer honestly, no I've not. He leans over to whisper on my ear so only I can hear him... no offense, miss Jenny, he says...-

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

So tonight, enjoying dinner with my bestie, his son, and his son's bestie... conversing about celebrities and mental illness etc... blew their minds when I told them I'm bipolar. Because we're cool and they both think I'm cool, I figured this was a good life lesson not to judge-

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (I don't really) #MyTwitterAnniversary

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

I need bacon smelly laces!
#Repost @oscarmayer
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[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

If crying at work for no reason is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

@MayaCadence It is decidedly not just you

[jenny tornado @jennytornado]

@KillerHighLife1 Still here. 💚