Jennifer Olmstead

Twitter: another thought outlet to undertake, eventually neglect & feel guilty about neglecting, causing me to self-flagellate & start over.

[Jon Carden @JonCarden]

Sorry kids, daddy's a celebrity now.

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@VirginAtlantic Hey there! Left my wallet on Flight 22 from IAD to Heathrow in seat 54A this am, and the desk there couldn’t help me retrieve it any way. Can you help?

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

My favorite part of any debate: when we talk about "people" we've "met" who happen to correspond to "points" we want to "make." #debates

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

Any AP english teachers watching + needing an example of dramatic irony? Trump: "You talk a lot, but you never get anything done." #debates

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@emilynussbaum Agree. It's night and day with every other debate thus far. Vote Wallace '16, everyone.

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

'You can't translate that... because it was ALMOST ENTIRELY UNINTELLIGIBLE. HAHAHA." - Trump #debatenight #debate @debates2016

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

"NO, YOUUUU'RE THE POPPPET!" - Putin, laughing uproariously, somewhere in Russia. #debatenight @debates2016

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@TheGogglette @tonicsiteshop at my sleep deprived and over caffeinated best!

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@emilycerasani uh, https://t.co/wrJwqafDk3 #profesh #badatinternetting

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@emilycerasani Trust me, you're already legit without my help! But that's what @tonicsiteshop is for! 😘 http://tonicsiteshop #stylenot$

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@melissastark My husband wants me to ask where your dress is from! (Yep, he's a keeper.)

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

Someone just burned a bagel in this coffee shop, so my nostrils are picketing for an early exit and NOW MY DAY IS RUINED.

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

Ben: "I want to wake up every morning and kiss you on the face." Not on the kidney. Not on lips. The Face. #TheBachelor #BachelorFinale

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

Ben: "I've loved Lauren with exactly half of my heart... Wait, strike that..." #TheBachelor #BachelorFinale

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

JoJo: "I'm just loving having this sense of normalcy!" As she kisses Ben underneath a waterfall in paradise. #TheBachelor #BachelorFinale

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

Ben: JoJo and I have been tested! Like that one time, when our helicopter dipped too low & our ears popped. #TheBachelorFinale #TheBachelor

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@OnScreenStyle YAY.

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@OnScreenStyle When you get a chance, I'm DYING over Claire's mock neck tweed grey dress in S4/E7 of House of Cards and you're my only hope.

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

You know how we've all been searching for a single Trump supporter? We haven't found them because THEY'RE ALL IN THIS AUDIENCE. #GOPdebate

[Jennifer Olmstead @jenolmstead]

@gracyolmstead I'm happy to help share the weighty load that is our civic responsibility to watch and groan at frequent intervals.