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[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I’m sorry, but Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz snd John Cornyn can all go fuck themselves.

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@YNB I got video!

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Breaking: Supporters of @DevinNunes are threatening to boycott milk because of @DevinCow.

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@BorboaGrant @alexxbaroni 🤣

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

When the man who embodies all 7 deadly sins—lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride—is signing Bibles it means that it is time to reevaluate your religion.

[Christine Cherry, the Beep of all Meeps @chriscereza]

GOP: Here's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in high school DANCING! She's so frivolous!

GOP: Did you know that Beto O'Rourke was in a punk rock band?! Shocking!

Dems: Brett Kavenaugh-

GOP: That was a long time ago!

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

This would be hysterical if it wasn’t further proof that we’re all gonna die 😐

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight.
You are so IMPORTANT.
You are someone's aching unrequited love, you are the cherished child, you are the friend who answered the late-night call and changed everything, you are someone's reason for getting up again.
You don’t see it yet.
But you are.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

So when we’re not fighting about Hillary, we’re fighting about Pelosi. And when we’re not fighting about Pelosi, we’re fighting about Avenatti.

A friendly reminder that there are actual nazis in the White House right now, let’s fight them instead of each other.

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@alexxbaroni Wait until you have kids. Or turn 40. It goes by in a snap!

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@ericalhernandez Same. I think “what could he possibly do to make me hate him more than I already do” and then he does something. He’s absolutely the worst.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @realDonaldTrump: What is wrong with you? Disaster victims deserve help & sympathy.

Oh, and guess who owns much of the forest land in CA? Your federal agencies. CA only owns 2%. Guess who cut funding to forest management in the budget? YOU DID.

#SaturdayMorning Thoughts

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

While Trump had you focused
on a caravan of immigrants

an American
killed 12 people in a a bar

an American
killed 11 people in a synagogue

an American
sent pipe bombs to other Americans

an American
tried to shoot up a black church

an American
killed black people at a Kroger

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

This is a lie.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Not to be shallow, but in what world, other than Texas, does Beto lose a popularity contest to Ted Fucking Cruz?

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@alexxbaroni I was never fake to you!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Sarah Sanders just said Trump was elected by an “overwhelming majority.” She’s lying:

46.9% Didn’t Vote
25.6% Voted Hillary
25.5% Voted Trump
1.7% Voted Johnson

Only 25.5% of voters elected Trump yet 100% of our country is impacted by him.

Don’t be a non-voter on November 6th.

[jenphyde @jenphyde]

@alexxbaroni To eat your brains 🧠