Jennifer de Leon

This is all just a cry for help.

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

Boyfriends come and go, but the low curb I’ve driven 3 of their cars over while making a right on Geary and Masonic is forever

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

When will The Weeknd make more music with Ari? I think we’ve all forgiven him for ‘The Idol’ right?

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

i can’t wait to free bleed at the sweat tour

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

Marking myself available to produce those psycho Sims expansion pack promos

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

The ankle monitor is such a slay

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

there is no reason for me to be buying pipe cleaners at my big age of 31

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

Every single baby in the world is on my flight right now

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

my boyfriend keeps mixing up jojo siwa and gypsy rose blanchard and i think that’s a really beautiful example of him trying to show interest in my hobbies

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I’ve literally worn this exact outfit and I looked like Prince George so I see y’all have a double standard

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I’ve had so many airport chicken caesar wraps in the last month jfc

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I’ve wasted 13 years of my life #MyXAnniversary

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

keep mixing up juicy j and jessie j

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

When I tell you dads looove to yell at their families in the airport

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I love to cry!

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

i want jolliebee

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I do this bit where I take off my hoops and throw them at someone I’m disagreeing with. I have a drawer full of single hoops after losing the other. This bit with bankrupt me.

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

I’m tired of sliders! Give me a big girl burger!

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

Headed to the bar, terrible vibes in tow 😈

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

Should I join the Pac-12?

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

OMG THEY BLOCKED IT AGAIN! I’m quitting for real this time!

[Jennifer de Leon @jenrdeleon]

HUGE UPDATE: after checking periodically for the last year I finally got through and IM BACK BABY! I’m staying at this company forever!