Jens C.

Nerd by day - Dreamer by night.

Travels without moving. Android/iOS · 🌱 · Likes 🇮🇹/Kotlin/Java/Swift/Rust/Python/JS/TS and Synthesizers + 🐈‍⬛.

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Reviewing Claude Code output before pushing directly to prod

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> reverse engineer MalwareBytes
> find local sqlite db
> look inside
> password "VGhhbmtZb3VGb3JDaG9v"
> password: "c2luZ01hbHdhcmVieXRlcw"
> append
> base64
> decode
> "ThankYouForChoosingMalwarebytes"

[Jens C. @jensc]

Hey @Apple, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you automatically opening your shitty Reader view on Wikipedia links? Who thought this was a good idea?

[Jens C. @jensc]

Nope.

[Jens C. @jensc]

@Microsoft loves everyone except all Windows Users. The amount of marketing sh*t in #windows is insane. Now they even removed the option to set a "custom" new-tab-page/url in #msedge. Do you really think people keep using this piece of ad riddled shit?

[Jens C. @jensc]

And the price for the worst SVG renderer (or rendering) goes to @googlechrome ( /cc @GoogleChromeDev ). Top Left Chrome (Rest: Firefox, MS Edge, Safari) #googlechrome #svg

[Jens C. @jensc]

yo @Apple watchOS 10 is a total shitshow ... The Weather "App" is a total UX fail (except if you want to impress some kids over at dribbble). "Launching Siri" works 7 out of 10 times ... The timing of animations is wrong on so many levels #Apple #AppleWatch

[Jens C. @jensc]

@googlechrome Whoa! Your “cool” new MS Edge inspired “Download Manager” is a total UX shitshow. 😒

[Frankfurt am Main @Stadt_FFM]

Damit wir einen verlässlichen Überblick über die aktuellen Mietpreise geben können, brauchen wir Infos zu eurer Wohnsituation. Demnächst erhalten rund 10.000 zufällig ausgewählte Haushalte in Frankfurt Post dazu. 📝 🏘️ Wir freuen uns, wenn ihr mitmacht!
https://t.co/A5wtlHRcGQ

[Jens C. @jensc]

Well the so called Browser is a total UX disaster … the piano roll also could need some UX love … (the MSEGs are nice tho)

[Bitwig @Bitwig]

Bitwig Studio 5 is officially released! Download it now to get 5 MSEGs, new performance capabilities, track- and project-level remotes & modulators, and upgraded browsers. + a new sound package + a 🔥demo song by @wtfischee!

[Jens C. @jensc]

*Ugh*

[Jens C. @jensc]

@sandofsky Nerd. 👌✌️

[Jens C. @jensc]

@andrewcartmel One of them got transferred to our Kindle today … *shakes box with cat food* 🙀

[Jens C. @jensc]

@Adobe This is thing is 💩🤌 #photoshop

[Jens C. @jensc]

Remove background 👌

[Jens C. @jensc]

🤫

[Jens C. @jensc]

#MSBuild #Windows11 #MSEdge

[Jens C. @jensc]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jens C. @jensc]

🤨 (esp. when you have to send it in for a battery pack replacement)

[Fabrizio Soldano @fabsoldano]

We should all agree that "Teenage Engineering" stands for design perfection.

[Jens C. @jensc]

Nice