Jen Scully

I play a haunting rendition of Chariots of Fire on the kazoo. I am also a lawyer and single mom, living in Seattle.

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

I wrote this! A little satire for your Friday. https://t.co/aqfCCfXWxK

[2 Ho Ho Ho’s @2hohohos]

We got a brand new @JenScully Air Mattress themed op-ed humor piece !

https://t.co/oCD9uOHEHa

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@HawaiiAthletics @HawaiiRewards Weird that the band had to compete against music played over the speakers—if the band’s playing you shouldn’t be playing other music. Also there wasn’t a scoreboard most of the time. I agree with others on having water stations to refill a bottle. Otherwise great experience!

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@GreenerPastSat Love writing for Greener Pastures, you folks are awesome!

[Greener Pastures @GreenerPastSat]

"Our public relations manager has indicated widespread dissatisfaction with the Delta variant name, and recognition that it does not create the strong brand identity this virus deserves." @JenScully #Satire #Humor #CovidBranding

https://t.co/mDMMawI57V

[XBOX Wire @XBOXWire]

Xbox is honored to recognize International Day of the World’s Indigenous Peoples. Learn how you can join us in this global celebration of community and culture here: https://t.co/zu7cFUBDfa

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

Just two lawyers, out on the town. #SaulSelfie

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

Reply to @KaciAitchison Yes, he was SO excited to meet you! Breakfast of champions!

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@KaciAitchison

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Every day is lucky with you. I love you, Ace. #mgmvideowall

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

Here at Microsoft, even the spoons are subject to periodic upgrades.

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

Saturday morning.
Kids are letting me sleep in.
Thanks, SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Puyallup Fair concessions are so, so wrong. http://t.co/XpPeUoCv

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Judy Fu hand rolling her delicious jiao zi dumplings at Snappy Dragon. http://t.co/wT5sEbg

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Hey peeps at BUILD, we're rooting you on from Building 37. http://t.co/DdSQId6 #bldwin

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Doing a NEPO 5K non-run with a moving finish line--it's getting away! http://t.co/hUBTHx6

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On my balcony stargazing and pretending that freeway noise is actually the sound of a distant waterfall. Here's to I-5 Falls, baby!

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

Wow, that median is just so Microsoft. http://t.co/fuJOilh

[Peter Kafka @pkafka]

RT @MatthewJBrown: Yahoo needs to hire a CEO focused on their core competency - Fantasy football.

[Jen Scully @JenScully]

driving across 520 tonight my son notices the signs about tolls going in and says "Wow, sucks to be you, Mom." Way to call a spade a spade.