Jen

Climate change ethics. RTs not endorsements. Views expressed here do not reflect the views of my employer, for I do not have tenure. She/her

[Jen @jentelechy]

@AustinRiseFC Love it!

[Austin Rise FC @AustinRiseFC]

Lots of time and thought went into creating a meaningful crest to be the face of the club. We hope you feel as inspired as we do to build a limitless future for women’s soccer! Check out this thread for some details:

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[Leah Litman @LeahLitman]

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

[Jen @jentelechy]

@MalkyDungeon With this guy tho it's prob just cocaine and/or spite?

[Jen @jentelechy]

@MalkyDungeon My theory: we do a LOT of driving, waaay more than the rest of the world. The car is quiet, giving us waaay too much time to think about our feelings and rehearse grievances. And we're always in there 😭🤣

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

[Casey Gilly @SDCC 2024 @RunBarbara]

As another hot girl summer comes to a close, I welcome Baba Yaga crone autumn, where I can unleash my inner thot (that hut over there) and roam the countryside, searching for victims and peepin leaves

[Andrew Friedson @FriedsonAndrew]

Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it.

Fight 🔥 with 🔥

[computer man @gloomfather]

Gentle reminder yall

[Jen @jentelechy]

@michaelwright50 @AutulloAAS Same

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

despair! at the conference

[Jen @jentelechy]

@JosephAMarchal1 @melissamwilcox @LuceFoundation This is awesome!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Gentle reminder for our meeting tomorrow at 3:00. We have no new business on the agenda so it shouldn’t take much more than 2 hours.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

[phone rings]

ME: Hello?
MOM: Are you watching the news?
ME: Yes.
MOM: Channel 2?
ME: Yes.
MOM: Bring a jacket anyway.

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

On January 1, 2019 something extraordinary happened. For the first time since 1998, the American public domain got bigger.

What happened in 1998? Congress - led by Rep Sonny Bono - extended the copyright on all works by 20 years. 1/