idk what kinda drugs they’re putting in the AC at orangetheory but they’ve got a girl who used to come up with any excuse not to work out staying up late watching a waitlist hoping she gets into the 6:05am class tomorrow 🥴
thinking about how in 2017 I was so annoyed about this shirt saying “pass the tissues we all got issues,” but now I would probably chuckle, buy, and wear a graphic t that said that
being in a relationship in these technology times is weird because we live together and send each other things and yet the internet constantly feeds us entirely different content
I feel like if you get tailgated enough to cover your whole back windshield with a sticker that says “back off” maybe everyone else isn’t the issue? And maybe you shouldn’t use the left lane? Just a theory
Today’s late millennial who works with kids weird mind mash up of Miss Rachel and an old Disney show is:
“Say ‘Good morning, elephant!’, ‘how do you do?’”
“I hope you like this carrot cake, my mom made it for you”
i’m going to see the Jonas Brothers for a second time this tour and I keep getting livenation ads for tickets and it’s just making me S O E X C I T E D🥹🥹🥹
have to dress up at least 4 times for halloween festivities this year
chose “costumes” that could go with things already in my closet especially because I ✨refuse✨ to wear the same costume twice
still spent easily $200+ 🙃🥲
so last year in PA I saw these gourds for sale labeled as a “dressed goose” and have since regretted not buying one because come on how cute. so THIS year, I made my own in a little daisy dress😂😂😂
Really good popcorn for an even better cause! Help kids with cancer and their siblings enjoy a week full of FUN at this incredible camp dedicated to them 🌞
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