Jenni Murtagh

can’t be dealin

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

When you’re on the catwalk at 4 but gotta come down the stairs at 6 @ASOS

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

please @RTEsport i beg of you

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@RTEsport mute your mics when ye are not commentating for the love of god

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@mamezito @svorklab it's my birthday serg, if i come do i get a cake?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I do unfortunately believe that if I can’t have a bit of chocolate every day I might as well be dead

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

thought this hasidic jew tunnel was fake until just now, i need to spend less time online

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@amelia_granger @NotChristos sort a gal out

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

I’m probably reaching here, but these feel like cheap shots at Cillian Murphy and that’s just unprofessional 😒

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@amelia_granger can’t decide if the icon or the content is worse

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@saowall marriage
money
butter

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@LauraRuddy

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

APPLE CAN YOU FIX AUTOCORRECT PLEASE I AM DYING

[yeshiva frat leader @TullamoreJew_]

Irish twitter are we ready for a DRAMATIC SHIFT IN TONE

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@laraisuncool my point is ireland doesn’t hate immigrants. we are a country built on emigration and immigration and we know it.

the rioting was 200 dickheads on 2 streets in dublin who’ve been waiting for an excuse to incite violence they feel after a decade of austerity.

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@laraisuncool i guess i'm unclear on what the point of your tweet then. dublin doesn't hate immigrants, it hates being poor. ireland has more emigrants than people living here (me included), and we are never not acutely aware of that fact.

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

@amelia_granger ... define "drunk"

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

i do not like when people use genders when they talk about countries, “it” and “itself” works just fine.

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

heading into my 4th winter in a row wearing these @grensonshoes nanettes which are beat so i’m begging them to make new white soled models

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

i'm 16 again

[Jenni Murtagh @jenzerr]

at all the rugby world cup games they play the team’s official warm up songs. and ireland’s was Enter Sandman, and what a choice from the lads