José Plaza

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

Pleated pants are like my kryptonite, I put them on-look at myself in the mirror- boom! Instantly depressed!

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

Makeup that man face...while drunk!: https://t.co/zBvbdTzd3v via @YouTube

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

A makeup tutorial so easy you can do while drunk...so I did...Enjoy :) https://t.co/WAPPupWG4B

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@Olivia_Hansen In what universe is looking like a Picasso a compliment? In fosters home for imaginary friends world!?

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

Is this for real?!? https://t.co/ZsyZVaZdty

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

My goal in life is to be one of barefoot contessa's guests and have dinner in her fierce ass house! #goals #inmywildestdreams @inagarten

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@UAndUrEyebrows Truth!

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

How did people in the late 90s able to keep there hair so big/dry/oily all at the same time!?!? #therachel

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@spencerslawson she isn't wrong. There are a bunch of women working in that factory.

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@e_jonesyy @maryberthelsen #pootberthelsen keeps making appearances! I want to meet her!

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

You know you're lonely when you see a well dressed headless manikin and you say in your head "I'd date him" #lowstandards

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

I'm low-key obsessed with all the Tinker Bell movies! Does anyone know when the next ones coming out?

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

When you see an asshole tool wearing "Make America Great Again" t-shirt at the gym! I'm about to throw up on him!

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@savalavaa @e_jonesyy she might have to!

[connor @cxnnnor]

Sia in the audience seeing artist win Grammys for the songs she wrote for them

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

I'm deadddd!!! Gangster clown! https://t.co/HhklFChnHG

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

Me everytime people tell me "Trump won't be as bad as you think" https://t.co/bG9EOrrWzI

[b r a n d y @4everBrandy]

Me and @JeniferLewis back again with another anthem!! If anyone tries you or disturbs your peace, this is what you say......

[Steven Pasquale @StevePasquale]

Repeat: None of the attackers in the events mentioned are from ANY of the countries in the Muslim Ban. https://t.co/jlMMXOBs3E

[José Plaza @jeplaz]

@DaltonBertolone @maryberthelsen PootBerthelsen