Jeppe Dorff

fixer of things broken, dad who loves his daughter, ENTP (although I feel like I’m an INTP), loves payments & banking, student of CUX

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@TorontoHydro there is a neighbourhood outage in parkdale - what’s the ETA and RCA?

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@Girlpatriot1974 @RealSamculper How about France? Small island off the coast of Canada 😊

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@FIFACWC So much wrong with this “World Cup” - 1. hosted in the US (like wth!) and 2. American commentators on @DAZNFootball speaking about these stars as a 5 year old would (get proper commentators)🤦‍♂️

This thing should have been hosted in Europe or Brazil - full stop

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

I am sad to hear that Colonel Susan Meyers has been fired as the commander of the American Pituffik (Thule) Space Base in Greenland.

As chairman of Denmark's defense committee, I arranged a trip to Pituffik in August and we had the pleasure of Colonel Meyers' company. She is a very nice person.

JD Vance went to Pituffik to tell people that Denmark is doing a bad job and is a bad ally. There are approximately 150 Americans at Pituffik and 200 Danes and Greenlanders. I am not sure if Vance knew that he has was talking to more Danes than Americans when he made his remarks, but obviously remarks like that are not great for the crucial cooperation between Danes and Americans at the base.

Colonel Meyers seems to have tried to smooth it out by writing an email to her subordinates saying
she "spent the weekend thinking about Friday's visit -- the actions taken, the words spoken, and how it must have affected each of you." "I do not presume to understand current politics, but what I do know is the concerns of the U.S. administration discussed by Vice President Vance on Friday are not reflective of Pituffik Space Base”

"I commit that, for as long as I am lucky enough to lead this base, all of our flags will fly proudly -- together”.

Now this very popular base commander has been fired and I suppose we will get a new commanders who does not respect Denmark because that is apparently a requirement for having the job.

Thank you, Colonel Meyers. We have appreciated our cooperation very much.

🇺🇸🇩🇰🇬🇱

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

So impressive 🔥🔥
Canadian physician, Dr. Danielle Martin

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@OJoelsen Torrak 💪

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Hi Trump!
Why are you lying at the cabinet meeting?

We don’t have Russians and Chinese ships sailing in Greenland.

I don’t see a Russian neither Chinese ships.
I see a danish navy ship 🇬🇱👏🏻🇩🇰

[Sunsun Girly @sunsungirly]

🚨Leaked Audio🚨

J.D.Vance despises Elon Musk!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

WOW. The owner of a popular inn in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, told CNN that “easily” 90% of their business has disappeared as Canadian tourists cancel their vacations in the U.S. following Trump’s relentless attacks on their country.

Donald Trump is destroying America.

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Demonstrators on their way to the US consulate.
Nuuk, Greenland 🇬🇱
March 15, 2025

🎥: Erik Jensen - FB.

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

Here it is #GreenlandSaidNo #CanadaSaidNo

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Outside of the US consulate.

Nuuk, Greenland 🇬🇱
March 15, 2025

[Cath🦋🇨🇦 @WidowHouse]

For any Americans confused about the dairy in Canada. Its safety regulated in ways American products are not. Most Canadians don’t want additives in their dairy. #ElbowsUp

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

Unless President Trump pulls back tariffs on products from Mexico and Canada, starting at midnight, the President’s horrible sales tax will apply to all hardworking Coloradans. Trump’s tariffs are costly sales taxes that will raise the price of groceries, clothes, homes, technology, cars, and everyday items Americans rely on, hurting North American competitiveness. President Trump is playing chicken with people’s pocketbooks, small businesses, and our economy, and it is harmful. While Colorado is pushing ahead to lower costs, the President’s tariffs alone will cause economic devastation across America.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Warren Buffett, the legendary investor, denounced tariffs as ‘an act of war,’ delivering a stark rebuke to Trump's reckless policies. Undeterred, Trump slapped 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico, a move that could fuel trade tensions and drive up costs for Americans.

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

Look, the simple fact it that DOGE accounting is wholly inaccurate. This is NOT the way you forensically audit to establish savings.

This is just reality TV accountancy.

🎥 TikTok - @nytimes

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trudeau: "I heard he talked about banking again this morning in a tweet, which doesn't make any sense because 16 banks are currently active in Canada holding about $113b worth of assets in this country, so American banks are alive and well and prospering in Canada. It's an example of not really being able to see what he wants ... what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy, because that'll make it easier to annex us."

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

A world that exists only on social media means a few decide what’s seen, heard, and erased. So, what happens when the digital public square becomes the only square?

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@theEconBlog @acnewsitics American banking regulations are at the low low end of the bar, in the rest of the world (incl. Canada) there is a much higher bar, if the banks want to operate per those rules, they can, they’ve chosen no to - you are uneducated

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

@HeySamantha the new iPhone charger wasn’t introduced by Apple it was forced upon them by the EU - a great deed, Apple not happy :)

https://t.co/rJlxmFACQF

[Jeppe Dorff @jeppedorff]

The Danish team, on paper is amazing, but the issue they have, comes down to - poor passing (heavy receiving feet), lack of directness, poor tactics out of defence and hesitation/poor past ball decisions #FINDEN