John Epton 🇺🇸

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[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@SeanParnellASW Still beating your wife, Sean?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The level of fraud in Texas is alarming.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Where is @nickshirleyy ?

$14.6 billion makes this 73x larger than the “fraud” in Minnesota.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security on 100% of their income.

A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security on less than 1% of their income.

Instead of raising the retirement age, we should scrap the Social Security tax cap.

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@herotimeszero Wet toilet paper

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@driscoll1142 @allenanalysis This is George Lucas-level dialogue. No one talks or texts like that

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@harryjsisson This is George Lucas-level dialogue

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@SecDuffy @AmericanAir Will this be the case for anyone celebrating anyone’s death going forward? Or just victims who were friendly with the administration?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@RapidResponse47 oh, so you’re okay with preferred names now? cute

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BIG MISTAKE BY DOZY DON!!!!! SPACE COMMAND BELONGS IN SAN FRANCISCO, NOT ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE). EVERYONE KNOWS SAN FRANCISCO IS THE FUTURE HOME OF "STAR FLEET ACADEMY" ("LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"). THAT’S BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS #1 FOR AEROSPACE, #1 FOR TECHNOLOGY, #1 FOR AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, VERY SMART PEOPLE, MUCH SMARTER THAN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO HAS LOW IQ). SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOR ENGINEERING AND INNOVATION... ROCKETS, SOFTWARE, "THE STARTUPS.” ALABAMA’S GOVERNOR “KRAZY” KAY HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. JUST LIKE LITTLE HANDS, SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT. SHE HAS DONE NOTHING FOR HER PEOPLE AND MADE THE STATE VERY UNSAFE!!! A MURDER RATE 190% HIGHER THAN CALIFORNIA’S. "SPACE COMMAND" MUST BE HERE IN CALIFORNIA, THE GREATEST STATE IN AMERICA, WITH ME, THE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. THE SLEEPY GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DIDN’T MOVE IT HERE. HE HAS NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS). SAD!!! — GCN

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@EricLDaugh Maybe that’s a good shape for a Hutt

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@j_fishback I’m sorry—who are you?

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Nobody - I repeat - NOBODY is attacking you for praying.

We are attacking you because that is ALL you do. Your actions clearly indicate that you do, in fact, believe that it is a substitute for any other meaningful method of change.

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@WhiteHouse Are they standing behind these freaks?

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

Hope

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@pulte Your family builds crappy houses

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

When you get bitten by a zombie but don’t tell anybody

[mr wife @wrinklefreelee]

wow

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

"Thou shalt not commit adultery"

[John Epton 🇺🇸 @jepton]

@cusefan68 @GavinNewsom You sound triggered. Your NDS is showing