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[jer @jeremy5ryan]

@theCOkid15 @DNVR_Avalanche The dolphins haven’t beat a good team because they “get bullied by good teams and never fight back” Avs have a different pedigree and I believe in them far more than I do the dolphins

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

@theCOkid15 @DNVR_Avalanche Miami Dolphins on skates

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Let’s trade net worths and you can have all the Starbucks (once a week on fridays) you want @KingJames

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron:

“I don’t want to say it ever becomes too much, but there are times when I wish I could do normal things… I wish I could go to Target sometimes and walk into Starbucks and have my name on the cup just like regular people.”

(via @taniaganguli, https://t.co/52Bq5yAtHh)

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Russell Wilson

[DNVR Broncos @DNVR_Broncos]

What is the absolute most you would trade the Saints for Sean Payton? 🤔

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Chiefs v Cal Poly will be a great game

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

@shooterMcJack a lot of people are forgetting I figured out how to open the cookie tin

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

@AShett5 @FootbaIIism Still holds on long enough to set an edge and allow help to come🐐

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

“That’s so bad” - Charlie Woods

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Artistry 🏌️‍♂️

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

“I’ll cry if we win a Championship. Not for a scoring record… I didn’t even try to break it.”

🧢🧢🧢

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

.@jorge_carrera5 in the escape room. Welcome to club trillion my guy

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

The world famous Seattle water park!

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

This whole city is tiny wtf

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Thought it’d be bigger tbh

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

My dog just ate $87 dollars so it looks like his Christmas budget just went from $♾️ to $♾️-87. He apologized immediately and is very sorry

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Please don’t do this Elon, this is all I have.

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

oh no…

[Cooper Kupp @CooperKupp]

I believe that we -- and all teams -- should be playing on grass.

This is an age-old issue, and I believe the time to address the problem is now!

Let's have the conversation.

#saferfields

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Btw, I’d like to tweet a stat real quick that shows I’m smart and definitely not in over my head

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

It appears that advertising I have a puppy inside scared away all the parents on Halloween and now I have to eat candy for 2 meals a day. Hit quota by noon this morning

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

@DenisVengeance @flrdgenius @UnderArmour lmk if you’re looking for a rec on an online athletic wear shopping experience

[jer @jeremy5ryan]

Assault.

[gaut @0xgaut]

things tech bros think count as “work” but really don’t:

- meetings
- coffee chat
- tweeting

what else?