Jeremy Hansen

Definitely not an astronaut (at least, not yet…)

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

@NFL_DougFarrar Doug, respectfully, no parts of this tweet make sense

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

@maxfawcett Hi Max… the feds introduced a 4% personal tax increase for every individual making $200k or more within weeks of being elected. That seems like a meaningful change.

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@bykevinclark Cade McNown #8 Chicago Bears jersey, which I later covered with duct tape so that I could write “Grossman” over top of the name plate.

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

@hansen9j Never felt better

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

MIP for THREE 👌

#MIP | @gtrentjr

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@hansen9j (Also, Power of the Dog sucked ass)

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

@hansen9j *whispers* I actually kinda liked Free Guy

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

There are few songs that instantly hit like the first drum beat of this Foo Fighters' song- Taylor Hawkins' work is *instantly* recognizable.

There goes my hero, far too soon.

#FooFighters

[John Horgan @jjhorgan]

I was asked a few times about a so-called “trucker convoy” - here’s my response 👇

[Ralph Malbrough 🥃 @SaintsForecast]

Green Bay had 30 years of uninterrupted Hall of Fame QB play and got 2 Titles. That might be the greatest underachievement in sports history

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

Congratulations and best of luck!!!

[Team Carey @TeamCareyCurl]

So excited to be chosen by @CurlingCanada as the second wild card team for the upcoming Scotties Tournament of Hearts! 🃏

#CareyOn #curling #STOH2022

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

Wordle 204 2/6

⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 let’s go!!

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Just gonna do a thread of screenshots of some of my favorite all-timer tweets, I’ve noticed it’s getting harder to track some of them down…

[Second City Hockey @2ndCityHockey]

Banners fly forever.

[Jeremy Hansen @jerhan3]

@hansen9j And they were in St. Louis

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@hansen9j @joeltheteacher

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@joeltheteacher @hansen9j

[Mark Summers @markysumm]

Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.