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badass mama.

[🌷thecutestßƐΛN🌷 @jerikaajensen]

Everyone has a favorite spoon and fork in your utensil drawer right?

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It’s been a month since Pizza has been missing and I’m so fucking sad I miss her so much

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Shout out to the women who can be a SAHM the rest of their lives, because this shit is bonkers.

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Where’s my fucking cat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[- @REDSEASHAWTY]

if you don’t have a wife, husband or kids I promise you need to make the most selfish decisions now while you can I ain’t realize how much of a privilege it is to be spontaneous af

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Wanting to go home, but not wanting to leave

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I’ve avoided target this entire time I’ve been in the states because I know I’ll spend too much money

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Ngl I think it’s really fucking weird that 18 yr olds are getting married..

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It must be nice to have parents to fall back on financially. Or parents that taught you financial stability/security.

[Autumn moon @lunarautumn_]

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨

Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive.

He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN.

INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS.

BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

[SHMACKED 🌃 🔥 @Shmacked4]

if I find weed in my future kid’s room I’m gonna smoke it.

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I wish I was a gym girl, but I’m too lazy

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Read a thread about what kids music parents let their children listen to, while my kids falling asleep to Mac Miller.

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Driving home yesterday and I hear Nykes in the back say “omg go to the fucking car wash” about the dirty car in front of us. Lmao I realized in that moment I say “fuck” a lot…

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“Aweh but you’ll miss it” no actually I don’t think I’ll miss my toddler pinching my nipples and eyelids

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In June I was positive going into this summer heat but now that it’s here I’m ready to throw hands

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Managed to put Rumi’s jammies, sleep sack on, and transfer her to her bassinet without her waking up 😮‍💨

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

#TommyFumbles

$2K to someone who retweets this.