jerlanson

We are getting aggravated. Yes, we are.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

@GOPJesusUSA It's fallen below 50 at this point.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

Well, I've made the jump. You can find me over at the atmospheric place under the same name. Will still continue to check in here, but posts will be over there. I've been here long enough to hope it survives, but no idea how with the Space Nazi floating around.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

@elonmusk What a shitty, petty, insecure little twit. Even when they win they act like victimized bitches. 🙄

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

There's no way we get through the next four years without EVERY democrat AG onboard and ready to engage the admin. in the courts. It will be the litmus test. They may win sometimes, but their shit is sloppy and unfounded. Use it.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Anyone saying “your body, my choice” is saying they’re a rapist — or an aspiring rapist.

Law enforcement authorities, take note.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

This election reminds me that if you give a monkey a gun it's more likely to shoot itself than anything else.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

I'm lost. In a country I don't recognize any longer. In a place I don't know . I'm too old for this shit.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

This take can, quite simply, Eat A Dick. FFS, the media in this country is such an utter fucking failure. The Sanewashing. The Apologists. The Both-Sides. You people are less than useless. You've sealed your own doom, and will act surprised when it happens.

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

I wrote about Joe Biden, who deserves much of the blame for Harris’ defeat. Biden likes to say he ran in 2020 to save democracy from Trump. By refusing to relinquish power until it was too late, he handed the country back to him on a silver platter. That will be his legacy. 🧵

[Mike Wise @MikeWiseguy]

It's not just that Trump won. It's that Joe Rogan, Dana White and Brett Favre won. Jailed insurrectionists won. The Alitos and the Thomases won. Vladimir Putin won. Racism won. Misogyny won. Sexism won. Global warming won. Xenophobia won. Most of all: Fear Won. That's what hurts.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

America, you failed. We failed. The repercussions of yesterday will echo well beyond the span of my life. I don't have words enough to express the depth of my sorrow. I am so sorry for us. I am so sorry for what happens next.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

I cannot begin to express my disappointment tonight.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

Either blue shift happens, or I'm updating passport. This is fucking absurd.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

Larry is a Downing Street treasure.❤️

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I want to tell you a story about an old man, with a silly name and ridiculous hair, who was born in New York, became a media personality and then a right wing politician. 🧵

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Democracy wins and Russia loses in Moldova.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

@minakimes WTF? I watched this once, thought it was funny, and cannot play it again for a friend without obnoxious Trump as. FFS.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

WTF is going on with NFL refs blowing the whistle to kill the play on an offsides cal?!?! That should be a free play for the offense, but I've seen it blown dead several times now. There was no rule change this year about this. FFS.

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

💀

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

Recording technology must be a real bitch for you apologists. He "huck tua'd" a mic today. On stage. On tape. No need to lie when it's all preserved (despite the continual denial of reality from you.)

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

I am begging you all to consider that there are adequate grounds to criticize Donald Trump without lying about him.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This is in fact, illegal. @FBI

[jerlanson @jerlanson]

Just the latest example of the video game industry being greedy and short-sighted fuckwads. https://t.co/LaNedjc77M