jermops, before he was cool

Maker. Doer. Wind Enthusiast. Cloud Snarkitect @Grokability. he/him. @[email protected]

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

OH: yeah, that is jermops for ya… “Weird use case”

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Job interview: "What happens when I go to Google in my browser? Describe the TCP handshake."

"I send a SYN, Google responds with a SYN-ACK, then I send an ACK that Google receives, assuming they haven't deprecated their networking stack in the interim."

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@unredacted_org @jsrailton "impossible" is a strong word. it's relatively trivial to cut open a power cable and tap into the wires directly. more time consuming, sure, but not prohibitive for LE

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@film_girl saaaaaame!!

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@JashSayani @film_girl pretty? sure. but 12hrs less battery and worse thermals detract from the cool factor.

also... have you not seen the orange??? 😜

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@mcguirl @BentleyAudrey

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@tuckerman @mitchellh "Oops! You're our of SSH credits! You'll need to purchase more to proceed!" {TouchID payment window pops up}

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@auth0status but your status page shows all greeen.....

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@molly0xFFF "It's easy to criticize crypto and web3"

yeah dude, there's a reason for that

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@molly0xFFF is it ok to laugh at his grammar? i want to laugh at his grammar

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

You want my _mailing_ address? accept PO boxes

asshats

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

*sigh*

@BankofAmerica : you may not use a PO box as your address

also @BankofAmerica :

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@diegovtheone @goddammitsarah she literally said "meme coin"

If you got played, you played yourself

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@sweetcarolinatv she literally said "memecoin"

people gonna have an uphill battle claiming she pushed it as a security

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@shadowyogin @ChShersh @DivLibertaria no, he told them to fuck off with that BS

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@fudokun7 @the_transit_guy i don't disagree with the overall point, but 268 people vs 2200 people still gets the point across. saying 68 homes to make the disparity sound even larger is just intellectually dishonest

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@NoMore404s @gabsmashh @secretlabchairs it's OK under-butt, but their notion of lumbar support is "here's a completely separate pillow you can reposition 20x/day" and head support if you're not someone who leans way back is "here's another completely-separate pillow that has an elastic band to attach to the top

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

@6531_Marine @ArtCandee no there hasn't. they were sent out late. look it up

[jermops, before he was cool @jermops]

Business class 1/2 the price of premium economy? 🤔

Go home @united, you're drunk

[Dr. Jen Golbeck @jengolbeck]

🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud.
⛔️These people are wrong⛔️
I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/