Jerod McBrayer

I play music. I sold out.

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Giving a child a Mr. Potato Head is the best way to determine if you are raising an Andy or a Sid.

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@MetaforBusiness Looking to run ads on an account that didn't get logged into and hit the 180-day restriction limit. Any help?

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Ok, some kings.
https://t.co/FPVMlQhLOJ

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"If you see me typing, I'm just taking notes." -Transcribed by AI

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Me, ten years from now:
"Remember, like, ten years ago when white people were suddenly obsessed with pickleball?"

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Tonight, I will miss seeing my favorite live band because @AerLingus gave our seats away. I only mention it because it's the final straw after months of errors, delays, and unacceptable customer service interactions.

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They were watching Epstein like I've been watching my weight.

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I've now reached a state that exists between the inspirational, the exhausting, and the surreal. I get to UCB (to witness the great @MattBesser) and who should join the stage...but...Tim Meadows.

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I'm on a roll. After my layover, I nervously sat next to Tim Meadows. It's a day of inspiration (and exhaustion)!

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Reality of social anxiety: 5th time being on a flight with @julienrbaker. 1st time saying anything to her.

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I've had it with these [out of state] drivers. [Current state] knows how to drive, amirite?

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Happy Chinese New Year! Remember, this is the final deadline to take down your Christmas decorations.

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@instagram If https://t.co/KjBNMZGJuO doesn't address my issue and it's not a bug, who should I contact?

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@billyndavis How do I get in touch about doing one of your songs?

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@cashsupport any help getting verified? Happy to DM any necessary details. On my second attempt in the app.

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A guy on my flight had a Wordpress shirt on and it turns out he works for @automattic. Sometimes I forget that people, not magic internet wizards, make the things I use every day.

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Tech experts: "Don't use the same password on multiple accounts."
Same tech experts: "...unless it's your fingerprint."

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (I don't, actually. However, Twitter does and I suppose I believe them.)

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@sonnyharding @kateburning Does Louis like pudding pops?

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This @united flight attendant refused to believe I had a seat at the front of the plane. I mean, I'm wearing shoes.