Jeremy J. Phillips

Stage Manager. Avid taco fan.

[Jeremy J. Phillips @jerphillips]

The overarching feeling I get watching modern politics is "Why? Why are we doing this? Who is this helping?"

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Back in the saddle. #operastagemanagement #labohéme #GulfshoreOpera

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@AP Color me shocked.

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I just got a subscription to @NewYorker mostly for the free tote bag. I just can't say no to a good tote bag.

.....oh, and for the interesting articles, etc.

...but mostly for the tote bag.

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The longer I’m single, the lower my standards drop. Current checklist includes breathing, a passing ability to read, some motor skills, no violent crimes (unless you have a good explanation), and just being a dude.

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Couldn't help myself.... I do love some smoked paprika...

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@NYTimesWordplay I’m super excited about this... trying to see how long I can keep this up.

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I feel guilty about sleeping, so yes, I would say that I have a healthy work-life balance.

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Law & Order has taught me one thing: everyone, regardless or ethnicity, economic background, gender expression, social status, etc. is TRASH, and will probably try to kill you. Or steal your money. Probably both.

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When you can just hear the light cues.

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Y’all... once again @sufjanstevens blows my mind... is he looking for a stage manager?!? Asking for a friend.

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I miss stage managing opera.

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Adulthood is thinking about trying to hook up, but then realizing that you’d have to clean your apartment, and then just deciding to die alone surrounded by houseplants and cats.

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The amount of damage he has done will be felt by the next hate crime victim who tries to report and is not believed.

[CNN @CNN]

JUST IN: Actor Jussie Smollett is under arrest and in custody this morning, according to Chicago Police. He faces a felony charge of disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false report claiming he was a victim of a hate crime in Chicago. https://t.co/Nd2ppkiatr

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Don’t get me wrong, I have a preference of what democratic candidates I would like to vote for, but no matter who wins the nomination, I’m certain they’ll be better than what we have now.

#VoteDemocrat

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Murphy’s Law of Theatre: if there is a roof leak, it will be located wherever the most expensive equipment in the theatre is located.

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Apparently some people travel places “for fun” and call this “a vacation.”

These are foreign terms to me.

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@JohnLeguizamo thank you for giving me some of the best life advice ever:

“Life is going to fuck you. You just have to keep changing positions until it feels good.”

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When you’re finally over your ex and you don’t care what they do.

[The Hill @thehill]

Barack, Michelle Obama expected not to endorse anyone in 2020 Dem primary: report https://t.co/Wg4wkoUIbe

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The ignorance of this statement truly underscores why we need new schools.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Lindsey Graham: "It's better' for kids to have a border wall than new schools". “We’ll get them the school they need, but right now, we’ve got a national emergency on our hands.” he said https://t.co/74XRlol1S1