Jerrel 🇹🇹

[lan menininho @lanzuxo]

pra mim, sem dúvidas, o maior plot twist da vida é virar adulto e perceber que não existem adultos

[Brunella @brunellaism]

friend just described the male dating situation in san francisco as “the odds are bad and the baddies are odd”

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

I wish Instagram would stop begging me to join threads every day. Thirsty ass bitch

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

They discovering the radio by first principles.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

one of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick to the plan.

[Shiro 🌸 @shirokonek0chan]

@wtfisnfy This is a Werewolf bite, you need Klaus Mikaelson's blood for recovery. 😏

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more

[IV. @ivourth]

the thing is, reading is so essential bc being smart makes u funnier. there’s a pipeline there fr

[ْ @tronzyjr]

I swear this year has the character development of 10 years squeezed into one

[julia @juumelo_]

hey bro will there be actual human connection and love at the function or do we have to pre

[𑣲⋆mya @overlyteaa]

u really gotta love your black daughters bc if you won't they will be kpop obsessed

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

crazy chemistry with low compatibility is the Universe's favorite trick to teach you self worth

[Shamayim Delliann🏹 @theclanmother]

I hate losing my momentum. I see why people are selfish with their time.

[World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸 @dezgostang]

on linkedin they use Gen Z as a slur

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: good looking people are less likely to cheat. they are immune to attention. it’s the ugly ones with fragile egos you gotta worry about

[ي @yushajd]

i love when slang gets simplified like ‘put the fries in the bag bro’ -> ‘fries in the bag’ -> ‘fries’

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Being right too early often looks exactly like being crazy

[Oyinkansola @oyinkanbadejo]

Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

I’ve lived long enough to witness Nicki Minaj’s sons, having SONS 🤯