JerryRumspringa

the barn is ur son & u will raise it - alt, not Jerry Springer

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

fuuck i unleashed close personal friend behaviour on a regular friend again

[e taylor @erinisaway]

meme I made bc vibing thru the pain

[ຖikki @shetalkstodogs]

Most people are good weird. Then, every so often, you meet someone who is bad weird and it just makes all those people look normal.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Not today Satan, Can you do lunch tomorrow?

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

No one at the interfaith banquet enjoys my talk HEY, THE CLITORIS IS RIGHT HERE

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

What it feels like being American in 2026:

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

A paper cut is the tree's revenge

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can I come lay eggs in your yard?

[JerryRumspringa @jerryrumspringa]

I’m just bored with the normalization of hot women being with ugly men… maybe men should just be better people all around

[JerryRumspringa @jerryrumspringa]

@ThisLocalHater Many such cases unfortunately

[JerryRumspringa @jerryrumspringa]

Pouring some out for that one homie you were too comfortable with and now they only want to talk to you about sex

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Call me Tonya Harding the way I am dropping these hoes

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

landlord butchered the wildflowers in the yard for no reason and the only thing i’ve learned is that half of women i know have some experience of men pointlessly killing flowers either by accident or on purpose and not getting why it’s an issue

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

She's a seven but the movie

[𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @jurassicjells]

I did that interaction circle quiz thing and it came back ‘9th circle of hell’, did i win or

[JerryRumspringa @jerryrumspringa]

@saddymayo Time for banana

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

The Backrooms is where all your deleted selfies go.

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

would you still love me if i was a screw worm