Christopher Jones

If that's the way the political winds are blowing, let it not be said that I don't also blow. -Diamond Joe Quimby

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@Timodc @ZMullock BIG UPS!!!!!

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Mike Rogers will be another rubber stamp for Donald Trump’s dangerous agenda. We can’t afford to give MAGA another Senate seat in November. #MISEN

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

fuck, and i cannot emphasize this next part enough, this bitch

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@AnnieAgar The Giants should have won, but didn't. Then Washington should have won, but didn't. Seems like Even Steven is the perfect karmic ending for that game

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

That the NFL still has ties in 2026 is just so god damn ridiculous

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@JumboElliott76 I'm so tired of how Boone is always the face of the failure when it's Cashman making flawed rosters

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@SarahAMatthews1 I'm so done w/ the YOLO Caucus. It's the JUST GO Caucus at this point

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@billmaher THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@Holden_Culotta Leon Black from Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@Martina They are ugly down to their souls. It's part of the screening process

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

The For You feature is such toxic crap

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@MattFriedmanNJ 😯

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@StevenCheung47 As a sitting US Senator, is he not a hard working person serving his country? That you just denigrated?

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@umichvoter Good! We're all the same team come November

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@PhilsTailgate Kinda ironic 1 of the fields he still hasn't hit one was the home field of who he was playing

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@MattFriedmanNJ 1. Required pumping of one's own gas.
2. It is grammatically acceptable to "go to the beach" w/o first being "at the shore."
3. The speed limit in the left lane is now 15 MPH lower

These plus your Taylor Ham/Pork Roll and Springsteen stances should win you net negative votes.

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@SenRandPaul Really? I thought it was the violent mob sacking the capitol on January 6th looking to kill you and your colleagues.

BTW, Trump was president for the bulk of COVID-19 so go talk to him.

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@umichvoter Worry about beating Rogers in November and not fellow Democrats in 2028

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

Back when "defund the police" was a thing (IMO, an overblown thing) I half facetiously speculated that it was actually started by a secret Republican double agent to make Democrats look stupid. I think I found that Republican plant:
https://t.co/Sct2JXRnIi

[Christopher Jones @jerseyjonesey]

@Lee2l4l @TaraSetmayer Well since Moreno obviously likes putting on public display him saying such things, please provide the evidence of him saying this to Max Miller