Jerzy Costanza

I simp for my wife and Marisa Tomei. Nobody else. Stop asking.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

This is what I’m talking about, Big Beet is always getting special privileges. No promoted sign at the bottom. Gold check mark. Wtf.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@BrianKellyNY I found out there’s a place called chagrin falls today. Maybe change the saying to something based around this fact. Just a thought.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@myqkaplan A conspiracy of kindness??

[Lord Pinky @HiddenPinky]

Alex Berenson kills, a story in 4 parts, featuring a guest appearance by Ivermectin.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

My rap name gonna be Skrrt Vonnegut

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@gldivittorio @ThePocketReport Good luck homegirl

[WJ Reid @WJReid3]

You know things are bad when a little baby has to support themselves by becoming a rapper

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@myqkaplan You dirty human. - Rat Cagney

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Europeans are so much better at rioting. In America it’s just like some dude breaks into a CVS and steals deodorant, which would never happen in France.

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

What a pleasure and honor it’s been to watch my friend @marknorm go from the bottom to the top while being absolutely hilarious the entire time. Proud to be a small part of the journey. Make sure you watch his new Netflix special and tell all the folks you know to do the same.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@blaireerskine This guy managed to not spell pierogi right in English or polish.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

One time a girl broke up with me because I couldn’t remember what her love language was. The next day, she dropped off all of my clothes and left them neatly folded on my doorstep. I was like “oh yeah acts of service.”

[kim @KimmyMonte]

the first rule of gwen stefani fight club is don’t speak

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@dtmasterson Class warfare Mormonism is my favorite

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@WJReid3 It’s a bit fucked that their parents named them like that but I guess maybe one of the parents was like a huge Bronson fan. Get well soon Bronny

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@dtmasterson And by the Mormon comment, I mean, I think most Mormons may object to much of the content in the books. Anyway, if you are recommending I will dip my toe back in again. I am struggling mightily on book 6 of a 14 book series now. Could use a break and some whimsy.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@dtmasterson For a Mormon this dude packs a punch. He’s by far the most respected AND most prolific writer in the fantasy community. George RR Martin is the celebrity but Sanderson is the working man’s hero in the fantasy fiction genre. Mistborn and Way of Kings are incredible series.

[Jerzy Costanza @jerzyd]

@dtmasterson An emotional loss leader. That’s amazing

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

.@elon announcing https://t.co/cNTKwKG28O rollout to @lindayacc