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[Jes @jes_with1]

No pos la vida esta cabron...

[mika @mikasagrada]

me sinto assim todas as manhãs quando me levanto

[Madame President @daraababyyy]

When I become President, ladies under 25 will not be allowed to get married.

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t ask me if i’m loyal i’ve watched 1178 episodes of one piece

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Sorry I have to go i miss my cat

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

idk how yall got kids. this cat pushes me past my limit every day

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[` @schiz04renic]

just realized i’m the first woman in my lineage who got to enjoy being a woman before becoming a wife or mom

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

I wanna grow my bush and donate it to the men who are balding

[anna :) @little7death]

Being 26 is realizing that 30 is not old and 22 year olds are also literally babies

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

me whenever someone mentions the f word (future) or the j word (job) or the c word (career) or the m word (marriage)

[🖤 @loves5o]

I don’t know why men complain about the declining birth rate. Just use your ribs to create new people...

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I'll never understand people who give up their cats just because they're moving. I'd take my cats to another planet if i had to.

[Unlucky @UnluckyPx]

Ahora no cariño, que Robin está apunto de decirle a Luffy que quiere vivir

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

Me after realising that work problems aren’t my problem

[ianᵕ̈ @gabmonstere]

no other app can make me laugh outta nowhere like twitter does not even skits on tiktok 😭😭😭

[🌷 @bunnimeloz]

men be like “women love murdering their unborn babies!!” then murder their wife and kids