Jessica

go ask alice 🌙

[Jessica @jescajade]

🎯

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

32?

[Jessica @jescajade]

got your keys, got your coins.

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

Operation Trust Me Bro failed. Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

Instant classic

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

3 days in, no well exploded.We could extend to 30 and livestream the well here.
That was the kind of junk advice the US admin gets from people like Bessent who also push the blockade theory and cranked oil up to $120+. Next stop:140. The issue isn't the theory, it's the mindset.

[Jessica @jescajade]

@NickTimiraos then why cause all the fuss, he’s refused that role for over a year

[Jessica @jescajade]

trump realised he’s trapped

[Jessica @jescajade]

tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

Vibe-trading digital oil is like vibe-hedging in treasuries during Hormuz risk-off. Both share one house of cards that works on paper.
Difference: oil at least has Dated Brent. Treasuries? Vibes all the way down.

EUCRBRDT Index GP <GO>

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇺🇸 So... Pete Hegseth uses a fake Bible verse from "Pulp Fiction" for a prayer during a Pentagon meeting.

[Jessica @jescajade]

@MedvedevRussiaE “peace through strength”, he’s not hiding it

[Iran in India @Iran_in_India]

2015, after the JCPOA:
U.S: Iran’s banking sanctions have been lifted!
Iran: Then why can’t I transfer funds?
U.S: I don’t know.

2026, after the 42-day war:
Iran: The Strait of Hormuz is open in accordance with the announced regulations!
U.S: Then why can’t I move ships through it?
Iran: I don’t know.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Pope Leo XIV shelved plans to visit the United States later this year.

Many in the Vatican saw the Pentagon’s reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Oh, this is unbelievable. The edit history on this tweet shows that Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif originally copied and pasted everything he was sent, including:

"*Draft - Pakistan's PM Message on X*"

Now, obviously, Sharif's own staff don't call him "Pakistan's PM," they would just call him prime minister. The U.S. and Israel, of course, would call him "Pakistan's PM."

Would be funny if the fate of the world wasn't hanging in the balance.