Jesh

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

I'm Phonecian btw

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

I stand by everything I've said toward Bryan Johnson 🥂🥂

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.

It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.

Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@Talkbackatme Yes, they are enrolled in the system. But I think I'd notice if my dad was undergoing treatment for a heart attack or my mom a hip replacement!

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

(Remembering when Joe Burrow used Mesopotamian sorcery to stop Damar Hamlin’s heart) We used to watch quarterbacks play god

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@VIRILE_BEARD This is actually incredible to do with heavier beers, caramelizes the sugar and makes it taste so good

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

A child in the restroom of a taproom told me "I don't use soap because it gets more chemicals on you"

You thought zoomers were peasantbrained? Wait till gen alpha grows up

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@AlexEdgerton @photoncmndr Are you ESL or something? What's up with this excessive comma addiction?

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

Creme brulee and bodycam footage

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@BombsAf @ArlekQuimera @LexsWorld @DeltyThe73rd We love our precious little retards, don't we folks?

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@BombsAf @ArlekQuimera @LexsWorld @DeltyThe73rd Domestic ferrets are much slower than wild rabbits. Not sure about changing direction but a bird could certainly catch them unaware more easily than a prey animal.

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

Probably still worse than something you could buy at Walmart but it's only very slightly worse and I can customize stuff to my liking

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

Happy to report that I'm getting sort of good at this now and have gotten to a point where I could give them as gifts

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

Making a fun new carry bag. It looks pretty gay. Watch this space.

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@bathcat Yeah

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

gnome moment

[N @nordman__]

Thousands of people are dying from driving *too slow*, and I know this because I'm shooting and killing them

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

I understand the name of these thing is a homophone of 'carb-less' because they have no sugar

But when I see them, my mind instantly pivots to how blissful drinking one in a car could be...

[David Goldblatt @davidtgoldblatt]

It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@hold_in_lieu Aren't they ass for most normal computer stuff? Or are you planning on doing AI things at home

[Jesh @jeshisbackagain]

@hold_in_lieu What is this?