kitty

meow....

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

she want cigarette

[kitty @jess2dead]

@rockstarjuulpod 11

[Merchant @nappywulf]

for the love of God, put down your phone while you drive! it’s not that fucking hard!!!

[Wanda Maximoff apologist @asadoqueen]

i kinda understand why mothers would be frustrated coming home and the chicken not defrosted

[kitty @jess2dead]

@dookiewizard Facts

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

the humans are barking this is not a drill

[kitty @jess2dead]

A verbatim statement made by my mother last week

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

fuck you i’m making tacos

[kitty @jess2dead]

@rockstarjuulpod U wan sqwuak or u wana bwuaaaak?!

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

have you ever considered developing a gambling problem to make your life a little more interesting

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

alexa, check me in to rehab

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

i might be autistic

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

imagine if someone locked you in a tiny room with one mosquito and every time you kill it someone releases more and the number of mosquitoes doubles every time so eventually you’re just trapped in a room full of mosquitoes until they suck all your blood and you fucking die

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

my wife keeps calling me a whore

[kitty @jess2dead]

@rockstarjuulpod Poodles

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

the word “swagger” kinda feels like a slur now

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

mint chocolate chip ice cream is good as fuck and i don’t give a fuck what you think about it. that shit is scrumptious. mmm mmm yummy in my tummy. deal with it

[kitty @jess2dead]

@rockstarjuulpod And then go back to sleep

[bigsock @biggersocks]

this is how i would kiss my shark wife if i was a shark and married

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens