Jess Davis

along for the ride

[Eye Contact Theatre Company @ECTCompany]

Only a few weeks left to make use of your Dine & Discover vouchers - support an industry devastated by Covid-19 & save on your ticket to Breathing Corpses! Cheap previews & $20 for 20s on Thursdays w code KXT20for20s. Don't let your vouchers go to waste. https://t.co/UHR8yH8tfY

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

someone just unmatched me on tinder because I said I didn’t like Star Wars, and honestly? I’m equal parts offended and relieved.

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

@hot_georgie69 I feel seen, recognised, and understood. I feel like it could be my special interest subject on a quiz show at this stage!!!!

[Franciska Éry @Franciska_E]

So I am officially back in the rehearsal room directing a play. I haven’t worked since February. Here are the things I wish I knew about going back to work months ago:

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

@willwrong I love James Acaster’s Repertoire specials on Netflix!

[#9 Dreamer @KillerEyesQueen]

my brain these days

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

@johnaussiejohn John no

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

@TransportforNSW - what will the public transport system look like tomorrow following non essential shut down and reduced commuters? As someone who works in a public hospital and needs to go to work and doesn’t drive, should I be leaving early to ensure I get to work on time?

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

I guess I don’t really have an excuse for not implementing a skin routine now

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

spare a prayer for the people writing insufferable two-act plays about coronavirus isolation right now

[JP @jpbrammer]

pad see ew deserves respect and acclaim

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

when a dude’s bio on tinder says that they “love a dark sense of humour” it literally just means they want to tell rape jokes and not be held responsible for them

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Lady Gaga: rah rah ah ah ah rom mah ro mah mah

Shaggy *wiping tears at Scooby's funeral* beautiful

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

hate when people with brochures in the street approach me to sell me something but also secretly offended when they don’t??? Like why do u assume I don’t want to try Marley spoon/save the giraffes/join a 24hr gym

u don’t know me

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

@postgrad_barty 16, went to movies w older guy (19) who was SUPER religious. Kept saying he wouldnt go on a date w anyone he couldnt see as a wife. Dropped me home, invited self in & started talking to my parents - stayed so long that I went to bed & left my poor parents w him for TWO HOURS😫

[anna spargo-ryan 🍉 @annaspargoryan]

I wrote this in case other people were having some of these feelings also https://t.co/0uQbI3uW60

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

What a great night at the @KXT_bAKEHOUSE 2020 launch - can’t wait to be a part of the fabulous season with Eye Contact Theatre Company, directing Breathing Corpses by Laura Wade!

[Jess Davis @jess_a_davis]

shocked and disappointed that I have, once again, missed out on $40 from the office bachelorette sweeps #BacherloretteAU