jess

[jess @jess_a_vane]

#evri delivering my package apparently WHERE DID YOU PUT IT

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@TfL Hi,
This was on contactless

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Tell me why @TfL charged me £12.10 from Holborn to kings cross😭

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Did my first solo close last night and barely slept bc ✨anxious✨ every1 pray I don’t get an angry message from the openin manager teehee

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@ThePhillyB94 @GroovyBruce It’s April fools you done been fooled

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Jans got me watching crufts and we’re absolutely voting for waffle #crufts #waffle

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@CarysCarys2 Don’t I’m devastated

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Merry Christmas I got covid

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@AskNationwide the last message I received said it would be cancelled but I’ve had no further updates and it hasn’t yet been cancelled

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@AskNationwide what’s the average time for a response to a message on the online banking? I just want to know if I should cancel my own card or if it’s being done automatically🙃

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you’re a regular at a restaurant just know the staff has an insane secret nickname for you

[jess @jess_a_vane]

@CarysCarys2 Heart bronchen

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Caught a voibe

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Just me and my pal getting threatened over some baccy, we love closing shifts✌🏻

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Me knee and my dignity may never recover

[jess @jess_a_vane]

I cannot belIEVE I fell over in the middle of town

[shxnCDJ @shxnnicedj]

I just carried 4 pints to someone’s table and the geezer goes wheres the other 3??? Like I’m an octopus or summin, I’m hiding them in my pussy mate gis a sec I’ll get em out for u

[jess @jess_a_vane]

I was ONLY JOKING when I said I wanted to get an isolation notification NOW I AM TRAPPED INSIDE

[jess @jess_a_vane]

Another man who faces no repercussions for his actions

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Kevin Spacey Cast in First Film Role Since Sexual Assault Allegations https://t.co/zZBXSubeYt