Jessica Carter

I'm a wife. I'm a Mommy. I'm a Christian. I'm a Republican. I like things that are funny. And I do not like things that are lame.

[Al Roker @alroker]

So sad to hear about the passing of Larry Storch, best known for his role of Cpl. Agarn in #FTroop and coincidentally, Deb, Nick and I saw him tonight on an episode of #Columbo

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@JWindell Proud of you! Can't wait to visit Iowa!

[Vicki Gunvalson @vgunvalson]

My official statement on my ex fiancé getting married 🙄💔 https://t.co/FojXaGhvoq

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@EmilySCox We are having steak and a couple of traditional sides. Not even mildly disappointed. Turkey is fine, but it's also more work than I am willing to do. Everyone knows mashed potatoes are the real MVP anyway... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

This is some positive news!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

When I donated the money to the Covid fund I just wanted it to do good and evidently, it is! Let’s just hope we can find a cure real soon.

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

Mettta World Peace is the BEST kind of Big Brother contestant. He has literally no clue how any of this works. #CelebrityBigBrother

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@EmilySCox I have never seen it either!!!

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

You mentioned the # of rookies the RailCats have on their roster. What's the average age of the Saints headed into the season? #SaintsLive

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

Just finished week 1 day 1 of #C25K with @c25kfree! #everymomentcounts #run #running #health #fitness

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

For Christians concerned about the Supreme Court, remember that our Supreme God is bigger than any Supreme Court. He still wins.

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

Love these prints? Check them out over at https://t.co/cTUNFiR7Pz

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@JWindell @cartergp @emilysaunan I support that

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@JWindell @cartergp Programming that includes @JWindell I would watch. No matter how ridiculous. #HireJWindell

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@cartergp I stand by my indignation.

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

@JWindell @cartergp The programming on NFL Network is ridiculous in the off season. There. I said it.

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

Man, Larry David is really cleaning up in this debate. #DemDebate

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Rubio by a MILE!! https://t.co/igRTqBifrx

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

I don't know why I haven't been watching #ThePeoplesCouch since day one. Shoutout to @emilysaunan for the recommendation. #latetotheparty

[Jessica Carter @jess_carter13]

After watching #ChildGenius I have added the goal of not being like these parents to my list of parenting goals.