Jess Mueller

I only care about my dogs and like 2 people

[anuj @anujistired]

having a depressing day so im gonna listen to the tortured poets department and make it worse

[dr pepper diva @L0W_TIDE_]

big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When no one at the group dinner wants appetizers and then they say some shit like “But if you want the artichoke dip you should totally get it.” Bitch u know full well I’m not gonna get an artichoke dip platter for one. The dream is dead and u were the one who killed it.

[☄️ @subrbnlegnds]

the video cutting off as she's yelling "no i'm going to fucking kill myseeelf" 😭😭 me during every single eras show

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@LoraFritsch

[suz @suzwhoever]

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you mean i am supposed to believe that all these people who have said nothing of the dutch child rapist competing in the olympics care deeply about women’s safety and ethics in sports

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@LoraFritsch MY GOD

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMS A MASHUP OF "Robin" and "Never Grow Up" FOR THE ERAS TOUR IN ZÜRICH, SWITZERLAND! #ZurichTSTheErasTour

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

splendidly selfish! charmingly helpless! excellent fun till you get to know her!

[Colin @colinarmis]

abba is the perfect test to see if someone has evil in their soul, like you dont have to love them but if someone flat out hates abba music that is a perfect sign their heart is sick from the root and can never be cured

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Rest in peace Donald Sutherland, my favorite role of his was the big hearted girl dad Mr Bennett. So much grace and tenderness in this performance, this scene makes me emotional every time.

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@ElyKreimendahl @LoraFritsch very us

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@dentalkween @LoraFritsch also my hopes for Lil & G

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@boywthebread @LoraFritsch !!!!!

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

@LoraFritsch @pop_of_7 could easily be Emma 😂

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Her parents need their asses whooped.

[Jess Mueller @jess_cmueller]

Very @pop_of_7 coded
@LoraFritsch

[Parenting Presently @presentparent_]

[last night]

My dad: If you wake up before us, hit the bold button and then the brew button to make coffee.
Me: Ok, got it.
My dad: I can show you
Me: Really, I got it. I have the same machine at home.

[this morning]