Jess 👽

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

what made david lynch's whole thing work — and why his imitators always fail — is that he wasn't really an ironic artist at all, he really did like all that americana stuff he put in his movies and shows

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the thing is, anti-lgbt bigotry now is much more dangerous than westboro because it pretends to be something else. westboro was like 11 lunatics yelling you’re going to hell. chaya raichik and jk rowling are always “protecting” something

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

He died and you can hear him being immediately reincarnated at the end

[huffy @sulkingtime]

our prior birthrates were the result of human rights abuses of women on an astronomical scale soooo jot that down

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

He looks like a bearded dragon that is usually allowed to roam around the house but can’t today because relatives with a small child are visiting

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

TERFs: "there is no room for ambiguity, you're either a man or a woman"

Imane Khelif: "hi I'm a cis woman"

TERFs: "changed my mind, I suddenly recognize the existence of complex sex biology but just long enough to exclude this one person from womanhood"

[Cranjis McBasketball @LauvxHoney]

What hurts me so much is that in these pictures, you can see them trying to comfort their opponents. They’re literally trying to be kind and supportive and yet they get treated like dirt cause a weak white woman cried.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

ive had a lot of ppl ask me why i dont try to be an influencer and monetize. u gotta understand something, ive been logged on since the bush administration. im a pure poster. back in my day we posted for the love of the game. and because we were mentally ill

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

-1hp-1hp-1hp-1hp-1hp

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Unironically this dumb meme helped me through one of the worst times of my life

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

Church of Whale Fall ⛪️🐋🦀

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

it blows my mind how my cat thinks we are sitting on the couch chilling together every day both not thinking just staring into space but actually i am exploring the world on my ipad

[Jess 👽 @jess_lawes]

I know everyone wants the warawara to be the new studio ghibli Little Guys but the parakeets are the true Little Guys for those with eyes to see

[❌👁❌ @lashon__hara]

completed my final project of 2023: a very long mohair scarf featuring the full text of my favorite YouTube comment