Jessica Muszynski

Cat Enthusiast🐈 Burlesque dancer💋 Gay af for Katie Kolb💍 Instagram: @jess_lovebug📸

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@TimHortons if I’m EVER handed a cup half empty again, you’ll never see another dollar from me. This is pathetic, DO BETTER

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“I’m actually curious to know what your TikTok algorithm is. Mine is just weddings and farts” I love my coworkers🤣

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Dream smoke circle, you can only choose 5 people: @SnoopDogg, @KeshaRose, @PostMalone, @KaceyMusgraves, & @cher 💨 #puffpuffpass

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“There’s a lot of things I thought I wouldn’t do in my life. Like take my bottoms off on stage. Or shake my butt in front of my mother.” -Ashley reflecting on her burlesque experiences

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Loading up the road trip playlist full of songs to troll my Dad with for when I have to drive him to court in PA this week

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I absolutely refuse to go on Temu because I have no self control not to buy all of the silly goose things I do not need while I am trying to DEclutter my already too many silly goose belongings

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It’s so funny how much your gut just knows🙃 basically yanked my stoned ass off the couch to my bookshelf right to the book I NEEDED to pick up and start reading😂 didn’t even think about it, I just knew it was the one🤓 #alignment✨

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My mans Post really just said “I’m about to play a song that’s not out yet and I usually fuck it up, so if y’all need to go pee pee or poo poo, crack your tall beer, or smoke your long joint, now is a good time” ☠️ @PostMalone

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I just want to know why Bikini Bottom Rave still has not come to Buffalo... I’d literally get a party bus for it, they don’t understand how badly I want to go😭 #krustykrabunfair

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@KeshaRose is about to release a tour and I might die of excitement☠️ #takemynonexistentmoney

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“I’ll really buy you a Vespa”
“Are you serious? I’ll shit my pants”
“Well I don’t want you on my Vespa if you’re gonna shit your pants”

Conversations with our neighbor are my favorite

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Mi baño es tu baño

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She’s probably spiraling. We’re just high at the zoo.🤙🏻

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My work team is finally on their gif game, there were Beavis & Butthead and Austin Powers gifs used in the team chat within 5 minutes of each other, so inevitably it’s gonna be a good day #idontmaketherules #greatsuccess

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Not the word “grill” randomly triggering the sad SpongeBob song to get stuck in my head for the rest of the day🙃

I sound dumb af sitting here singing “a grill, is a grill …THIS KITCHEN’S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU” but I just cannot help myself🤷🏻‍♀️

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I like to think I’m Snow White, considering the dog thats scared of everyone cuddled me for 2 hrs while we babysat, and I’m the designated catsitter for our friends (I’m sitting for 2 friends just this weekend), but this cat Gizmo keeps me humble. Nope can’t win that bitch over😾

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First day back in therapy😌✨ #proudofme

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It only took 27 years for my dad to not wish me happy birthday🤙🏻 #lovethatforme

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Starting to accept that no matter where, when, or how I travel, it will always be on absolutely ✨no sleep✨ because my anxiety is the fucking worst

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“I feel like I have the spirit of a hoe, but like I’m not a hoe in practice” -@blumarauds 😂