Jess Skopec

I give kids food they’re allergic to for a living and hope for the best

[Jess Skopec @jess_skopec]

The year 2020 as told by New Girl:

January -

[Jess Skopec @jess_skopec]

@Tallsdurf @allisonaudrey She can’t fight us all 🤷‍♀️

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Jaden is about to say the Nuggets full names, DOBs, and SSNs in this post game conference if they ask about their defenders.

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@Timberwolves

The dogs of AAAC are reppin’

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Before you go out for your #globalrunningday run, remember the rules:

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Must be a fan of Blades of Glory

[‎ً @3randyn]

Jamal Murray threw his towel at the ref and then his heating pad? LMFAOOO https://t.co/53y3NW09ef

[Alexis Huss @alexismirjana]

I like the Timberwolves game plan of just not losing a single game in the postseason. Solid plan and great execution so far.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

proud of my boys💪🏽

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

A lot of people make sleeping their whole personality but what about standing in a hot shower for 30+ minutes

[Erin Finn, MD MPH @erinefinn]

do you ever look at photos of yourself from a week+ ago when you thought you looked HORRIBLE at the time, but now reflect "DANG I looked 🔥"?

trying to cultivate this same love for myself and my body in the present, rather than only in retrospect.

[Jess Skopec @jess_skopec]

Not surprised but so so proud @livmoore03 ! Way to go ❤️

[Matt Coss @mattcoss78]

Break the Tape participant Olivia Moore is first to finish line. #qctbix7

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When I pointed at a mountain covered in snow and said “let’s hike that one” it was a joke. Why was I surprised the next day when we hiked the mountain.

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Evolution of me and the Drake Relays:
10 year old Jess: would rather go to school
23 year old Jess: Takes work off to go to the relays

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Weight is just a number. Calories are just numbers. You are not.

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My boyfriend didn’t get me chocolate yesterday. Where do I return him?

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I said I’d never date a guy skinnier than me, yet here I am wearing his jeans & they fit me perfectly.

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When you take “Pour Some Sugar On Me” too literally.

(📷: amber renae)

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Things I never thought I’d say Part 1:
Injured my hand while shelling walnuts at work.

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Proud of you @GSkopec

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

'Tis the postseason for @IowaXC_TF!

The #Hawkeyes host the NCAA Midwest Regional this Friday at 11 a.m. (CT) at the Ashton Cross Country Course, and Gabby Skopec is a Hawkeye to Watch.

[Jess Skopec @jess_skopec]

It’s sad how hard we are on ourselves.
At work I’ve had teenage girls get on the scale and ask me not to say their weight out loud & face the other direction. It breaks my heart, especially because they are perfectly healthy. Yet then I turn around and treat myself the same way.

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@lbultimate Had to find some way to do it

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My boyfriend is going as a doctor for Halloween. I don’t know if I am more concerned that he can fit into my scrubs, or that I’ll probably never get my blood pressure cuff back.