jessicadarling

change our blues to black

[jessicadarling @jessachusetts]

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#sharkafterdark #sweepstakes

[jessicadarling @jessachusetts]

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#sharkafterdark #sweepstakes

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hi @mbta, been a while. good to see you still the worst. thx for the 30-minute mile my car is currently averaging.

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no #rent

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also it was so good i cried tears of joy

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i didn’t know mary poppins was such a good bmxer

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i came back to twitter specifically to say that just blew my mind @AMCTalkingDead

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why is everyone driving like they have a dick in one hand today?

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what a waste of the best eyeliner i’ve done in weeks

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when you’re twice the minimum age but @CasinoBallroom won’t let you in with your @frankturner ticket because you travel light and didn’t bring any belongings, including an id 🙄🍆💦💦💦 just XX my hands

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yes america

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why should the devil have all the good music

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wow @uber and @lyft make it impossible to report an aggressive driver on their website. thanks tho.

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lol @dunkindonuts is this how you afford the any-size 1.99 hot chocolate? you’re the worst.

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when is someone going to erin brockovich this fracking bullshit?

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@twygwylyhw lost like your dignity

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why am i up

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omg my mother did the laundry while she house-feline-sat. can she just move in?

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back from a spooktacular birthday thanks to @marsmacabre @rhian_hy @twygwylyhw @sweeneydawg #mum and #purrmione 😻🎃🖤

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hey @AmericanAir what kind of game are you playing with 75% of your passengers being boarded in group 6