Jessica Robarge

Living the simple life in Houston.

[Jessica Robarge @jessandabook]

Ordering a salad at a drive through and the girl starts talking to me about how soft ppl talk through the speaker so I tried to make a Dane Cook joke and she had no idea who he was 😩😩 #imofficallyold #notwithoutcoups

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Got to see one of my favorite comedians @natebargatze last night and had a surprise meet and greet!! #ecstatic #whippedcream

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Scariest part of @quietplacemovie ? #thenail

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@OhMyCorgi @dksmith0

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Oh my! Just cooked @chrissyteigen Garlic & Soy glazed shrimp from @blueapron #freakindelicious

[Netflix @netflix]

the invention of brunch

[Jessica Robarge @jessandabook]

Damn seasons 2 episode 3 of @HandmaidsOnHulu

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

"Their sacrifice was great, but not in vain. All Americans and every free nation on earth can trace their liberty to the white markers of places like Arlington National Cemetery. And may God keep us ever grateful." https://t.co/o7qTn9ivoU #MemorialDay

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@realDonaldTrump Omg this is the worst! Why are ppl retweeting this?!

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Anyone else super confused by the latest episode of @cwthe100 It bounced around and skipped ahead that we kept having to pause and figure out what’s going on! Hopefully not like that for the rest of the season! @The100writers #wonkru

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@robarge_meghan You the real MVP

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Finally catching up with the new season of @cwthe100

[Netflix @netflix]

when it's pretzel day

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@abbeykmasters A little shorter than I would like but love it other than that! 😊

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San Diego is the best thing to happen to my hair! I finally don’t look like Monica in Barbados #iwhipmyhairbackandforth

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When you’re so rich you give your baby your Louis Vuitton wallet to play with #thingsyouseeinhouston

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No one is going to know what I’m talking about but why is Toddlers and Tiaras trying to be like Dance Moms now? #ineedtogetalife #trashtv #reallifequestions

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I always forget about my lip tattoo until I go to the dentist #ragrets

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I just interrupted something weird in my backyard...at cat and squirrel yelling at each other, then the squirrel started yelling at me! It sounded like a bird. I’ll just see myself out! #SorryToBotherYou

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@dksmith0 Cutest*