Jess Bowerman

heir to the kaiser throne

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[user araceli 💗 @araceli_version]

im a gaylor in the way that some ppl are catholic. i don't practice it anymore, but i always go back when things are bad

[looms 🎧 ⋆˚✿˖° | @anyaelisesgf]

im tired of these love triangle w two brothers and a girl. give me a love triangle with two sisters and a girl.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando estou tão cheia que mal consigo respirar mas alguém menciona a sobremesa

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Nadie:

Yo ahogándome con mí propia saliva sin razón alguna:

[Jess Bowerman @jessbowerman]

an object on motion stays in motion while an object at rest wants to stay in bed and read fanfiction all day

[Pᯓ🏳️‍🌈 @holymummyy]

as a woke lesbian, my only real beef with science is that women still can’t get each other pregnant. like what exactly have y’all been researching this whole time?

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu clico em “confirmar pagamento” e eles pegam meu dinheiro

[k ۶ৎ @jas6485]

violet bridgerton is lowkey regency era kris jenner when u think about it no one works harder for that good bridgerton pr than her

[ash 🌿 @RCDSTREAK]

let’s stop putting tom holland’s characters through the horrors and start putting them in romantic comedy situations

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

there is one correct answer

[mellie @uhbucky]

seeing only “greys anatomy” under harry shum jr’s name… how quickly we lose the ancient texts…

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[iris 🪽🏹⋆˚꩜ @geryonism]

this is literally what sharpay evans envisioned for herself

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the life of a showgirl

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

An emotional rollercoaster

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

trying to read that taylor swift letter on mobile

[Brooklyn Struyke @Bstruyke]

Fuck Chat GPT, Wikipedia is my ride or die. If I’m going to be misinformed I want to be misinformed by the people