Jess Callis

random dancing

[Jess Callis @jesscallis]

https://t.co/AHbkjudpFl

[Jess Callis @jesscallis]

@bilsgoldwingg 9 pm PST 6pm EST

[Classify @Class]

The whole crowd yelling A MINORRRRRR

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

HOLY FUCK THEY COOKED HIM

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

IM SCREAMING

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I think therapists should all be a lot harder on people and tell them things like “you need to grow up” and “your own actions are making your life worse”

[Windsor Police @WindsorPolice]

WINDSOR POLICE NEWS RELEASE
Police seeking grouchy green holiday heist suspect

The Windsor Police Service is investigating the theft of a gift intended for a child on Santa’s Nice List.

Earlier this week at a holiday event in the 2500 block of Jingle Bell Lane, witnesses reported a suspicious character making off with a brightly wrapped package.

Through investigation, officers determined that the suspect entered a nearby home via chimney before fleeing towards the North Pole in a sleigh-like vehicle. He may be in the company of a small dog wearing antlers.

The suspect is described as green male with yellow eyes, approximately 6’2" tall, with a slim but fluffy build. At the time of the incident, he wore a red Santa suit and sported a mischievous grin.

Please help us return the gift before Christmas. Anyone who can identify this suspect is asked to post their tips in the comments section.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I think about this all the time. It’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[LJ 💥 @PRETTIBARBLUI]

so both times trump was against women, he won.
the one time he was against a man, he lost.

oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂���😂

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta.

[Jess Callis @jesscallis]

@ju_stagno Consider it obtained 👀👀👀👀👀

[Jess Callis @jesscallis]

@ju_stagno Ok so wheres the bottle 😬

[moo @southpqrk]

i had a funeral for liam

[lleen cuisine @lleencuisine]

😭

[Jess Callis @jesscallis]

@ju_stagno "Did you... aha... think i was also gonna be a chill normal dude?? .... Aha 😅😎"