Jessica Collier

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

Please consider signing this petition: https://t.co/2v2SxgYkiL

Cutting some of the worst offending websites off at the knees will help a lot of people. There needs to be consequences for enabling rape and trafficking.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

The character is just too yummy. 😍😋😍

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

Me, firing up this week’s episode of Tracker:

[Jen @SweetTexanRose]

I never knew I needed a word so badly in my life. 🤣 Volume up for a clear explanation. 😂

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@LAGlobalism @DrClownPhD Yes, married men do live longer than unmarried men. https://t.co/gTqivXaLhL

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@MissSassbox Sooo, can we get a list of songs correlated to their appropriate neurochemicals? Cause I’ve been hooked on the theme song from Slow Horses for a week and I have no idea what it means, lmao.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@frankandfree66 @ATRightMovies Came here to say this one. ☝️🤣

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@JeremyPirri @deidrejowen Learned something new today, lol. I too thought it looked the same for everyone.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@daumenxyz How will people know if they’ve won?

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@BowTiedBroke …and the giveaway. 😁

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@FAIbecca @shesbonky Twins here too! 🙌👯‍♀️❤️❤️
They’re 18 now. 😱😱

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@shesbonky You always post such quality…but dayum, you outdid yourself on this one. 😍😋🤤

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@CocoOgre @RespectfulMemes 10/10

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@katokimiko444 @RespectfulMemes 10/10

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@_Future_Ghost_ @RespectfulMemes 10/10 🥰❤️🥰

[Dr. Carl Hindy @DrCarlHindy]

IF I GET DEMENTIA…..
I’d like my family to hang this wish list up on the wall where I live. I want them to remember these things.

1a. Every time you enter the room announce yourself. “Hi Dad - it’s Amanda.”
NEVER ask- Do you know who I am??? That causes anxiety.

• If I get dementia, I want my friends and family to embrace my reality.

• If I think my spouse is still alive, or if I think we’re visiting my parents for dinner, let me believe those things. I’ll be much happier for it.

• If I get dementia, don’t argue with me about what is true for me versus what is true for you.

• If I get dementia, and I am not sure who you are, do not take it personally. My timeline is confusing to me.

• If I get dementia, and can no longer use utensils, do not start feeding me. Instead, switch me to a finger-food diet, and see if I can still feed myself.

• If I get dementia, and I am sad or anxious, hold my hand and listen. Do not tell me that my feelings are unfounded.

• If I get dementia, I don’t want to be treated like a child. Talk to me like the adult that I am.

• If I get dementia, I still want to enjoy the things that I’ve always enjoyed. Help me find a way to exercise, read, and visit with friends.

• If I get dementia, ask me to tell you a story from my past.

• If I get dementia, and I become agitated, take the time to figure out what is bothering me.

• If I get dementia, treat me the way that you would want to be treated.

• If I get dementia, make sure that there are plenty of snacks for me in the house. Even now if I don’t eat I get angry, and if I have dementia, I may have trouble explaining what I need.

• If I get dementia, don’t talk about me as if I’m not in the room.

• If I get dementia, don’t feel guilty if you cannot care for me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It’s not your fault, and you’ve done your best. Find someone who can help you, or choose a great new place for me to live. With a bus and activities!!

• If I get dementia, and I live in a dementia care community, please visit me often.

• If I get dementia, don’t act frustrated if I mix up names, events, or places.
Take a deep breath. It’s not my fault.

• If I get dementia, make sure I always have my favorite music playing within earshot.

• If I get dementia, and I like to pick up items and carry them around, help me return those items to their original place.

• If I get dementia, don’t exclude me from parties and family gatherings.

• If I get dementia, know that I still like receiving hugs or handshakes.

• If I get dementia, remember that I am still the person you know and love.”

ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ in Honor of someone you know or knew who has dementia. In Honor of all those I know and love and lost who are fighting Dementia/Alzheimer’s.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@iris_seraphina Not gonna lie, dog math would apply pretty well to me too. It’s like, girl math adjacent, lol. Especially the “now you practically hate me” bit. 🤣

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@SoVeryBritish I finally found my people. ����
I feel this SO intensely. Have actually said these exact words to my children. Whatever is wrong with me apparently skipped them, lol.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@shesbonky So. Real.
I swear, the people that come up with these things are sadists. Even if the laundry gods align and you actually own the correct color or themed item of clothing AND it’s clean, good luck getting a kid who is in their “Only Green Food/Clothes/Colors” phase to wear it.

[Jessica Collier @jesscoll4]

@Georgebabs_ https://t.co/Hx1XCzyCJV