Jessica Awotona

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@krismeetsworld Congratulations!!

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@Cutman13132

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Terrible giveaway time! 📚

I have 2 copies of my new book to give away (worldwide) 🌏

To enter, retweet and mention a friend that you think might also enjoy!

Closes 11.59pm on 10/12/2023 (UK time).

Make sure you're following so I can contact you if you win.

[The Recount @therecount]

“Over there, they think it’s all entertainment. It’s entertainment. And now it’s turned into, which dick is it gonna be?”

— Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) on Republicans not being able to elect a House Speaker

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@clairewillett He plays in Four weddings and funeral show on Hulu!

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

I have to say (and I could be wrong) but I feel like the problem is not only bots and career resellers but also first time resellers like someone’s Uncle Jim who watches cable news and was told he could pay for his son’s college by flipping Taylor Swift tickets.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected @taylorswift13 as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Taylor Swift and Greta Gerwig saving the US economy this summer.

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨
✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA!
✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3
✮ OPTIONAL donations to help save kids from Malaria can be made here: https://t.co/5ukj5WufF8
GIVEAWAY ENDS 7/17 at 5 PM EST

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

I love Katie porter

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

serious Fox News reporter Hillary Vaughn to Katie Porter: "[Biden] had to take off work for a root canal. Do you think he has the stamina for a second term?"

Porter: "Have you ever had a root canal?"

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@LostBrosTweets 🏰 on preorder!

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@GeekandDecay

[Mark Silverman @MarkSil22710591]

30 years ago I read this into a microphone at Disney Imagineering from this EXACT piece of paper. I keep it in my Disney drawer. You can see I penciled in the word "FRIENDLY" on the second line before "word of warning" because it sounded more Serling like that way.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

“You’re slow, buddy,” a man shouted at Martinus Evans during the New York City Marathon.

Evans was angry, then inspired: He created the Slow AF Run Club, a community for back-of-the-packers. And this month, he’s releasing his first book. https://t.co/WXWVtvCLxQ

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@LostBrosTweets Cosmic rewind! It was magical the first time! And I love it every subsequent time.

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@LostBrosTweets I can’t wait to buy this!!!

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@hmonkeyruns Oh I love them!!!! Mine are already dead 😭

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@DisTouristBlog Congratulations!!

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

Fucking yikes

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans nationwide are now pushing to repeal no-fault divorce laws, which allow women to walk away from an unhappy marriage without having to prove abuse, infidelity, or other misconduct in court. The Texas GOP just added it to their platform. https://t.co/dUZjgV1auN

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@LauraFS1984 Truth

[Jessica Awotona @jesscutler]

@Jodicab22 I’m going tonight!!!!