Jess

#StopAdani.🌹 she/her

[Jess @jessdotceee]

My sexual orientation is young Bruce Springsteen’s stripped-down concert version of Fire

[Jess @jessdotceee]

@sydneyswans Earned every single one of our goals 💪🏼

[Jess @jessdotceee]

@Lisjm777 I came watch it anymore, its psychopathic

[Jess @jessdotceee]

@vline_geelong any idea what’s happening in north Geelong?

[Sassyhomo @clcisme]

My first mini billboard is up and running! This is so easy to do, and surprisingly affordable! Now that I know it works, I’m going to aim for larger ones. Another way to spread the word. #LongCovid #COVIDisAirborne #CovidIsNotOver

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Today was my day off. I went for a run this morning, cuddled my horse, listened to an audiobook while cleaning stables, played with my dog and the goats and then this afternoon got Botox for the first time. An accurate representation on all levels of my life vibe currently.

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Stop playing the fuxking sympathy music for Leah. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes mate.

She’s bullied multiple people this whole series and she has a single repercussion and can’t handle it. #theblock

[Jess @jessdotceee]

@RalphyHeraldSun I kind of agree with this, but at the same time, maybe some of these votes were earned for being the fairest.. it’s not actually just a “best” player on the field award.

[Jess @jessdotceee]

I kind of agree with this, but at the same time, maybe some of these votes were earned for being the fairest.. it’s not actually just a “best” player on the field award.

[Jon Ralph @RalphyHeraldSun]

I think the umpires must have got confused giving Lachie Neale three votes in round 6. Just watched every possession. 7 kicks, 13 handballs. One clanger, five ineffective touches. No coaches votes. Not horrible, but not one eye catching moment. Charlie Cameron seven goals 🤔

[Jess @jessdotceee]

@lindz_mar3ll4 @BeccaHayne

[Max Laughton @maxlaughton]

Sydney was in the bottom four after Round 17.

They're locked into finals before Round 23 ends.

This is a weird season.

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Reasons I don’t want either team to win:

Spain - cultural appropriating players, misogynistic coach

England - Piers Morgan, Ashes saga

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Can the Swedes stop fucking celebrating. Like you’ve finished 3rd mates calm down

[Jess @jessdotceee]

I don’t want to begrudge a women’s sports team doing well but at the same time fuck you England

[Jess @jessdotceee]

I care less that we’re gonna lose and more that Sammy won’t get the win

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Stressed Sammy is the hardest part to watch of all this

Only to be topped by sad Sammy in 5 mins

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Umpire is legit fuxking us over

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Just do whatever Sammy fucking tells you to do ump

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Heartbreak. Happiness. Heartbreak. Happiness?

[Sarah Hartree @sarahartree]

Thanking our Lord and saviour, Sam Kerr 🙏🏻

#AUSENG #Matildas

[Jess @jessdotceee]

Put a statue of Sam Kerr in every capital city in this country. What a woman.