Jesse Ord

Poet, husband, lover of the Oxford comma.

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

@MeganRoeske Shade

[Abbie Rose @abbrosy]

I don't know what Bible @SarahHuckabee is reading, but in MY Bible, God destroyed an entire city because it wasn't hospitable nor concerned with the poor and needy. Ezekiel 16:49-50 >>> READ UP, WOMAN. #SarahSanders

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

If the start of 'hips don't lie' doesn't get you hyped I'm sorry but we can't be friends.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Donald Trump says his letter from Kim Jong-un was “a very nice letter”.

Eight minutes later, he says he hasn’t opened it yet.

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

@whynowhy @pants_leg We're not peasants anymore.

[jules @vall3yofdolls]

we need a spoken word version of coachella

lineup: Olivia Gatwood, Blythe Baird, Neil Hilborn, Jared Singer, Sabrina Benaim, Rudy Francisco, Donte Collins, Guante, Sam Sax, Bianca Phipps, Sarah Kay, Hanif Abdurraqib, Andrea Gibson, Danez Smith

id pay my life savings to see this

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

@gitldealbot On your website it says this offer is unavailable

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

(c) Do not let the light in your life pass the horizon without taking a second to appreciate it. And if you can, let them know.

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

Do you ever wonder if you've seen more sunsets than you're going to see? If the amount of times you've heard a bird singing is greater than you've yet to hear? We are all as fragile as a bottle of shaken up beer. We are all standing above rocks or balancing close to the edge. (c)

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

How do you tell a girl they look like their brother without it being borderline rude? #help

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

@ahenry85 @CanadianGreens You mean like old people and fox news?

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

@harleighmc I only goes up from here

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

The NFL will now penalize players for kneeling during the national anthem, because everyone should be forced to stand against their will to hear about how they live in the "land of the free."

[Jesse Ord @jesse__oh]

How is it that we can train our cats to sit but not to stay off the table

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Me: I love stuff buying stuff makes me feel good

Me when I’m moving: materialism is a plague I shall relinquish all worldly possessions and live off the land

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

feel like no one is acknowledging how cute i am at all times who can i call about this oversight