Ted Offensive

Here to learn from others. Equal parts fear, hope and wonder. GenX lurker from upper midwest. Punch up. Coalitions matter. Patriotism is doing better.

[Ted Offensive @jesse_b]

@RealRockatansky They won't give us dope shit.

[Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ @BaronDestructo]

Sadly, it's true. Amazon has elected not to move forward with the new Stargate series.

There's not much I can add beyond confirming what's happened. But I will say this...

Creator Martin Gero developed a new Stargate series over two years, ultimately crafting a show that offered a fresh jumping-on point for new viewers while deeply respecting existing canon. It was a series that avoided the pitfalls of several modern remakes and reboots by fully embracing the core of its predecessors: action, adventure, exploration, wonder, heart, humor, and found family. And based on that creative vision, the new Stargate series was greenlit in November of 2025.

As of today, officially, that original vision is no more. We'll never get the opportunity to introduce you to that world and those characters - or reintroduce you to, and check in with, some familiar faces from the past.

My heart breaks. For the incredibly talented writers who worked tirelessly to bring this show to life. For Martin who maintained an unwavering positive outlook throughout despite the challenges, and who always strove to make a show that would honor the fans while welcoming a new audiences. And for the long-suffering Stargate fandom who waited so long and came so close to getting a show they truly would have loved.

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@defoe_john33 @oeoeoeoeoe_ @MohmedJalaibad @JohnForReason @AutisticClip Are you 12?

[B O G ~ D W E L L E R @real_bogdweller]

@BRYN_BORANGA bezos contemplating the infinite emptiness of the cosmos like ITS ALL REAL ESTATE BABY WE CAN FIT SO MANY DATA CENTRES IN THIS BITCH

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@FoxNews Lol... we all know soldiers are famous for gentle parenting their fellow soldiers when making life threatening mistakes

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@mglsite @OwenShroyer1776 Yeah, this nothing to do with post lockdown demand skyrocketing and having to ramp refinery production back up.

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@RealRockatansky @QAApod Loved it

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@1993rob @collinstimbela_ Says the child…

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@cecegkh Well, the first problem I see in this pic is that you are on a cruise ship…

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@MuskTillDawn @aspiringpeasant Is this a Marlboro ad?

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@minnesorta @politicalmath This is correct.

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@UMFL2002 @politicalmath This is correct.

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@Burtnaaa @9mmballpoint @spidey_kell Lol, where does that leave GenX?

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@jimstewartson @Irishlassis Don’t forget Putin views climate change as a net positive for Russia.

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@DonbasDIY @RightWingCope Yup, first thing I noticed.

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@COGs_Anemyre @Sturgeons_Law Literally did this through the 90’s while washing dishes and buying cheap thrift store clothes that were often too big before it was co-opted into a more mainstream alt/punk/emo aesthetic.

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@GigatonneCowboy @Spoon_town The list is growing

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Big Rapture and the Zion Lobby

[Dan Scavino @Scavino47]

Happening Now in the Oval Office at the @WhiteHouse.

God Bless the USA!

🙏❤️🇺🇸🦅

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

They'll literally kill everyone on the planet in order to escape retribution, but hey, at least you'll have stopped all two of those trans kids from playing middle school basketball and you won't have to navigate small language barriers at the gas station anymore, right?

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@MyNameIsRickyM Killmaxing

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals