Jesse

ig: jesse.israe

[rave* @rareblurs]

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad

[Wambua 🇰🇪 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @DJ_Royel]

You have my attention

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Man.. fuck you.

Fuck.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

therapist: how’s your sleep schedule?

me in my room at 4am

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Aye man. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence @LudeyLu]

This why you gotta leave strangers alone lmaoooo imagine arguing with some old nigga at the bar and he starts throwing .357 magnum rounds into your ribs.

[𝕰𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 🔪 @emberrr420]

*hits blunt*

what if they got rid of pennies because they needed the copper for data centers…

[layla @slphrrr]

[minion doing six seven hands] Bob kevinnnn

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

life if we invented a day between Sunday and Monday

[Tyth @Tyth3sly]

Told someone have a nice day and they told me to have a nice week. I didnt even know you could do that. Am I a bad person.

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

I love when a video call disconnects and we both decide not to call back😂😭

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

i thought getting drunk w my girl was gon be sexy we fought for HOURS

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[HowlingTesticles @HowlnTestiklees]

Beef Jerky so expensive I'm about to buy the beef and jerk it myself

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life.

[josh @joshypooper]

i open twitter like a divorced man opening the fridge

[W. @WilliamCDC]

Otra noche loca de sábado.